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Anyone else watching Stephen Nolan's "Peelers - The PSNI for Real"

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alteredimage · 04/05/2026 12:18

Ever since DD moved to NI we have been discovering a part of the UK that we knew very little about. One surprise is how safe Belfast feels, despite the obvious issues, and even though DD tells us drug use is through the roof.

We loved Blue Lights (and Hope Street and How to get to Heaven from Belfast) so this new documentary series is fascinating, even though the BBC seem to be making little effort to promote it outside NI.

For me attitudes towards the PSNI are also interesting. My (Catholic) Met Police dad had cause to work the RUC during the height of the Troubles and was not impressed. If DD is to be believed, the PSNI clearly have a way to go to gain the trust of the community but this distrust seems mixed with a certain amount of pride that the PSNI copes with challenges not found elsewhere in the UK. The documentary makers will have cherry picked, but some of the diffusing of difficult situations was impressive.

The insults were also great. Poor Nolan, being called "Yer fat Bastard" by almost everyone, including the lads who invited him up to share a crack pipe. Some truly inventive dialogue, even if some of the accents were impenetrable.

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gingercat02 · 04/05/2026 12:21

Nolan is a terrible man. I'll have nothing to do with him.

Thingcanonlygetbetter · 04/05/2026 12:32

I thought it was brilliant. Gave a good insight into policing in Belfast. The stand out bit for me was the woman in the hotel being all nice and asking Stephen about his Ma! Then when she was arrested “fuck you Stephen and fuck yer ma” Classy lady she was😆

deeahgwitch · 04/05/2026 17:04

gingercat02 · 04/05/2026 12:21

Nolan is a terrible man. I'll have nothing to do with him.

Why ?

gingercat02 · 04/05/2026 17:21

Just Google him.

deeahgwitch · 04/05/2026 17:28

gingercat02 · 04/05/2026 17:21

Just Google him.

I just did. 👍

gingercat02 · 04/05/2026 17:51

deeahgwitch · 04/05/2026 17:28

I just did. 👍

Too much! He's not a good human

alteredimage · 05/05/2026 13:05

I didn't know much about Nolan other than he earns an extraordinary salary, especially given the overall budget of BBC NI. (Is his salary higher than the budget for all seven seasons of Hope Street?) And that he did a very good and brave documentary on Stonewall at a time when no one else would touch the subject.

I love the story of his run in with Belfast Breakfast Baps and their description of him being "about two stone off a mobility scooter himself." One day, when my daughter was working I went for a long walk to the very wonderful Templemore baths. (The attached museum is recommended.) On the way back I passed Belfast Breakfast Baps. The staff were really friendly and the other customers were there as part of a wedding anniversary celebration. Baps were good too. Later I checked their Trip Advisor reviews, which were brilliant as the owner had a snappy reply for any negative review. I did have to go back and ask what was meant by "Yer da sells Avon." Not unlike the documentary where regardless of how desperate their situation, people appeared to have spirit.

I really hope action will be taken to help sort out Belfast's drug/mental health crisis.

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NellyNoMates · 05/05/2026 13:21

Can’t stand Nolan - he’s a horrible, horrible man. BUT - the TV show was great. It really does give a genuine insight into what life in the PSNI is like. The Norn Irish craic is as expected, with the put-downs definitely on the harsh side, but so accurate for life here. My DH is English and he told his brother to watch it - he was horrified at the way people spoke to Nolan - we tried to explain that that kind of “banter” is normal here.

alteredimage · 05/05/2026 13:58

Why does he earn so much? Seventh highest BBC earner across the whole of the UK, despite virtually no presence outside NI.

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honeyrider · 05/05/2026 19:30

Thingcanonlygetbetter · 04/05/2026 12:32

I thought it was brilliant. Gave a good insight into policing in Belfast. The stand out bit for me was the woman in the hotel being all nice and asking Stephen about his Ma! Then when she was arrested “fuck you Stephen and fuck yer ma” Classy lady she was😆

It didn't take long to make this, I suggest turning the volume down if in company

https://www.facebook.com/reel/26882799484665499

3.9K views · 1K reactions | Wonder if Stephen is ok! 🫠🫠🫠 #peelers #derry #ferryclever | Ferry Clever

Wonder if Stephen is ok! 🫠🫠🫠 #peelers #derry #ferryclever

https://www.facebook.com/reel/26882799484665499

Pinkginwithice · 05/05/2026 19:39

"Do you want a rainbow drop" was a classic - such an interesting programme.

Dizzydrizzy · 05/05/2026 19:43

I can’t believe anyone would do that job. It’s shocking. A terrible advert for Belfast too 😱

Thingcanonlygetbetter · 05/05/2026 21:48

honeyrider · 05/05/2026 19:30

It didn't take long to make this, I suggest turning the volume down if in company

https://www.facebook.com/reel/26882799484665499

omg that’s so funny.

reachoutandtouch · 05/05/2026 21:55

Dizzydrizzy · 05/05/2026 19:43

I can’t believe anyone would do that job. It’s shocking. A terrible advert for Belfast too 😱

Interesting- I didn’t see it that way! I work alongside police in England and didn’t think it was too different to what police deal with here.

CoastalCalm · 05/05/2026 22:10

Pinkginwithice · 05/05/2026 19:39

"Do you want a rainbow drop" was a classic - such an interesting programme.

my favourite scene in the whole series - just such a normal offer in an extremely volatile situation

QuantumLampshader · 05/05/2026 22:18

The only thing I would watch involving Nolan and the PSNI is that talentless tub of shit being repeatedly run over by one of their meat wagons.

JSMill · 06/05/2026 07:03

I found it fascinating. I can’t imagine why anyone why would do that job. Why is Stephen Nolan disliked?

IAmKerplunk · 06/05/2026 07:06

I really enjoyed watching this. (Not from NI) The insults thrown at Stephen Nolan and the police did make me chuckle. Off to google Stephen Nolan now

Froschlegs · 06/05/2026 07:10

I have been to Belfast and it didn’t feel particularly safe. There was a bomb scare whilst I was there. Don’t think I’ll go back after watching this.

celticnations · 06/05/2026 21:47

My dad was RUC. Retired just before PSNI formed. I know 2 SB chaps.

There are still issues from The Troubles and you would be well advised to be cognisant of that.

As Gerry once said "they've not gone away, you know".

honeyrider · 06/05/2026 22:12

I'm just watching this on tv now, it's the 3rd episode.

celticnations · 06/05/2026 22:50

Be interested to see how they handle the hardline communities - Bogside, Creggan, Tigers Bay, Andys, South Armagh borders etc.

celticnations · 06/05/2026 23:03

My dad hated the pubs emptying back before the GFA - always the chance that someone was not drunk but a gunman on the hunt.

celticnations · 07/05/2026 20:56

reachoutandtouch · 05/05/2026 21:55

Interesting- I didn’t see it that way! I work alongside police in England and didn’t think it was too different to what police deal with here.

I think the difference is subtle - crowds can be sectarian ie loyalist or republican. Either can involve paramilitaries "seeing an opportunity" eg Dissident IRA groups especially.

reachoutandtouch · 07/05/2026 21:16

celticnations · 07/05/2026 20:56

I think the difference is subtle - crowds can be sectarian ie loyalist or republican. Either can involve paramilitaries "seeing an opportunity" eg Dissident IRA groups especially.

I get that, that’s why I suggested it was similar but not the same. I was thinking of some examples in the programme though - the substance use, mental health crises, homelessness, lack of services, drunk people kicking off, large crowds threatening to riot and they are similar to what our force sees. We don’t see sectarian violence as you say but do see plenty of honour based abuse and violence.