How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

Did she have a tinkly laugh?

1- leopard print scarf (thats an old one)
2- she asked her companion if "they meant to be so rude?"
3- she said No. And it was a complete sentence

Mumsnet scarf?

She was buying naice jamon?

Did she ask AIBU as she reserved her sunbed with a towel?

She told you to give your head a wobble?

Yass queen 👐

She said “No is a complete sentence”

or Mumsnet haircut? Maybe she was wearing a school run dress

She had a child called Balonz?

She snapped and farted…

She said 'LTB' to you.

She was on the phone whenever possible and used : No is a complete sentence, in the conversation.

She screamed at the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

She was carrying fat balls or a lemon drizzle cake.

She fed the whole village with a single chicken.

Did she cancel the cheque?

Hopefully not from a penis beaker!

Eating a massive salad?

😂😂

Amazingly well educated on women's right? 😀

Holding a bag of Pombears or carrying a ROKA bag? Eating a massive salad? Did she cancel a cheque? Did you overhear her say ‘batshit’? 😆

She was being followed by a row of ducks?
You saw her in a circus saying "Those aren't my monkeys"?

You mentioned a “vagina owner” and she thumped you?

she was being ID’d for calpol, while pregnant and a poorly kid on her hip but she always has this problem looking so young, she’s 40 but everyone thinks she is 15