Somebody please find me a maxi dress (or a little shorter) for a non formal function in the tropics, so preferably cotton or linen, everything seems to be made from sweaty material. Non fussy, preferably with a zip. Reasonable figure, size 10 and five feet tall but over 60 so have a few lumps and bumps around the stomach area. Happy to pay £100/£150. I’ve been up and down the interweb. Impossible to find anything in an actual shop.