1. Jamming Till The Break Of Dawn
2. Hotter Than July
3. Rhythms In The Park
Too Darn Hot. The Man padded up and down the stairs in the night, a great, uncomfortable bear with a sore back, sore ankle and a bad case of overheating. Son 1 aged 4y 9m arrived in The Big Bed at 3am. “My room is too hot.” His room was too hot. I’d closed the door to shut out the light to try to keep the little beggar in bed first thing in the morning. I heard Son 2 aged 21m roaring “Mummeee!” The Man’s in there, I thought, he can get him up. Then grizzling: “I’s dhuk!” “I’s dhuk!” Oh God, I thought, scrabbling up. Where’s he got himself stuck… has he fallen in his cot… is he ok… He was in the Double Bed. The Man had him in a cuddled half-Nelson to keep stop him snaking off in his sleeping bag. “Dhuk!” “Dhuk!”
We went to the Rockpool Beach to meet a Wednesday Mother and her three and a half year old. Incredibly hot. The tide was on its way in, so we only had a strip of rock and sand… which we more or less filled with two pushchairs and a beach mat. Son 2 played with water, Son 1 was crotchety, I looked for cowries and found three. The Wednesday Mum has a spirited child, and is enjoying my new childcare book, “Honey I Wrecked The Kids,” so much she plans to get her own. Drop The Rope is our new motto (for when you are in a tug-of-war power struggle with a child…)
Son 1’s Nursery was holding a Pirate Afternoon, and he wanted to go. So. We went for ice creams, stopped off at The House for his Captain Hook costume, and drove over to The Big Town. We dropped him off and Son 2 and I went to play in The Park. I had visions of us having Wonder Nanny-style hours of play together. He wanted to watch teenagers playing tennis. He grasped the principles at once, saying loud ”Uh-oh”s every time they fluffed a shot or hit the net. He picked up feathers (Feh Feh,) pointed at dogs, had a little swing and played on the slide ladder. He wouldn’t go on the slide. “Hot.” “It isn’t hot darling, feel it.” Wouldn’t touch it. “Hot.” Clearly a hot slide issue on another day, at another playground. I had some iced water in a flask and I poured him some. Not interested in the water. Very interested in pressing the buttons on the top of the flask and pouring it out. Two hours later we picked up an exhausted Son 1 and went home. The boys watched Ice Age 2 while The Man and I made stir fry. “Mummy!” called Son 1. “Son 2’s drawing on your chair.” I sprang up the stairs. “What with?” “Pen.” Does anyone know how to get biro out of leather? They came down for tea. I’d cleaned the kitchen floor in the morning before we left. Son 2 ate his rice with his fingers. He got one grain in his mouth for every 17 he dropped on the floor. AFter, they played in the back yard. Son 2 took off the drain covers and dropped balls down the pipe. When they were finally asleep, I went for a hot, humid run.
Tags: Captain Hook, cowries, disturbed sleep, Drop The Rope, Early waking, heatwave, Honey I Wrecked The Kids, insomnia, leather chair, night-time waking, Pirate Afternoon, Rockpool Beach, running, sleep problems, tennis, The Park, Wednesday friends
