No DVDs of this beauty exposé were available in advance but it’s a subject so close to the more vain MNers that I couldn’t let it pass un-noticed. Of course, the majority of them will be so busy buffing, primping and waxing that they’ll forget to watch so in the end it’ll just be us fuglies tuning in to scoff at them plastering sheep placenta onto their faces and paying a fortune for the privilege. You hear me, Cod? Cos I’m talking to you.
Apparently they’re putting a bog-standard moisturiser and five fancy-pants creams, all of which claim to make changes within a month, to the test. 30 women will have their skin scanned prior to the experiment, before being schooled in the art of boswellox application by a dermatologist and a plastic surgeon. Will they look ‘visibly different’? Will their purses be the lighter? Will Waitrose Baby Bottom Butter get a mention? Tune in to find out.
