oooh, we have a new pet!

[TrampyPants]

bless 'im.

[FripperiesAndBollocks]

Just ignore him until he wanks himslef to death. It won't be long.

[TrampyPants]

its fairly amusing. and fascinating. Who knew the missing link was alive and well?!

[Moominsarehippos]

The wombat? Kind of cute in a mildly irritating way.

[TrampyPants]

yes. or a field mouse. you can hear the squeaking, but it doesnt make any sense.

[Moominsarehippos]

So when do boys get to the boobies fascination and peeking at girls' knickers stage?

[Snorbs]

His persistence is quite something, isn't it? All that time and effort. He could've occupied himself baking a nice cake instead.

[TrampyPants]

it takes real dedication. maybe he should try charity work!

[OneHandFlapping]

He's a particularly tedious and unfunny one.

[TrampyPants]

yes. am enjoying the foodie talk though [wink

[AuntieStella]

Foodie talk zapped.

As have the others. Only the TAATs remain.

[Moominsarehippos]

Others are going 'poof' now.

Wombat does know that although we have Freshers Week in the UK, we don't refer to new students as Freshmen? Doubt he'll ever be in a position to find out, poor love. Well, not for many years to come anyway.

I suppose better pissing about on Mumsnet (oooh, how edgy!) than surfing porn. It's the online version of boys goggling as the underwear pages of their nan's Littlewoods catalogue.

[Moominsarehippos]

So what did you do at the weekend?
We played football and went for pizza
We went to the pictures
My sister had a birthday party
Dad took us to the zoo
I got several unfunny threads deleted from Mumsnet

[TrampyPants]

good stuff. previously banned poster. I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I TELLS YA!

[TrampyPants]

moomins,

[Moominsarehippos]

'Banned from Mumsnet'. Hardly rock n roll, is it?

[TrampyPants]

it's the online equivalent of getting caught sneaking an extra penny sweet. still, while they are farting around on here they aren't doing any real damage I s'ppose.

[Sunnywithshowers]

I wish we could have a better pet, one that doesn't shit all over the place.

[Moominsarehippos]

Pets are by nature selfish little sods that need far too much cleaning up after. Poop bag, anyone?

[Moominsarehippos]

Looks like we've got a Baby Name pet too.