oooh, we have a new pet!

(20 Posts)
Moominsarehippos Sun 17-Mar-13 18:35:00

Looks like we've got a Baby Name pet too.

Moominsarehippos Sun 17-Mar-13 18:32:53

Pets are by nature selfish little sods that need far too much cleaning up after. Poop bag, anyone?

Sunnywithshowers Sun 17-Mar-13 17:37:14

I wish we could have a better pet, one that doesn't shit all over the place.

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 12:11:41

it's the online equivalent of getting caught sneaking an extra penny sweet. still, while they are farting around on here they aren't doing any real damage I s'ppose.

Moominsarehippos Sun 17-Mar-13 12:09:21

'Banned from Mumsnet'. Hardly rock n roll, is it?

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 12:08:54

moomins, grin

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 12:08:27

good stuff. previously banned poster. I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I TELLS YA!

Moominsarehippos Sun 17-Mar-13 12:07:56

So what did you do at the weekend?
We played football and went for pizza
We went to the pictures
My sister had a birthday party
Dad took us to the zoo
I got several unfunny threads deleted from Mumsnet

Moominsarehippos Sun 17-Mar-13 12:06:06

Others are going 'poof' now.

Wombat does know that although we have Freshers Week in the UK, we don't refer to new students as Freshmen? Doubt he'll ever be in a position to find out, poor love. Well, not for many years to come anyway.

I suppose better pissing about on Mumsnet (oooh, how edgy!) than surfing porn. It's the online version of boys goggling as the underwear pages of their nan's Littlewoods catalogue.

AuntieStella Sun 17-Mar-13 12:05:45

Foodie talk zapped.

As have the others. Only the TAATs remain.

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 12:00:24

yes. am enjoying the foodie talk though [wink

OneHandFlapping Sun 17-Mar-13 11:58:28

He's a particularly tedious and unfunny one.

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 11:57:30

it takes real dedication. maybe he should try charity work!

Snorbs Sun 17-Mar-13 11:56:44

His persistence is quite something, isn't it? All that time and effort. He could've occupied himself baking a nice cake instead.

Moominsarehippos Sun 17-Mar-13 11:54:04

So when do boys get to the boobies fascination and peeking at girls' knickers stage?

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 11:51:25

yes. or a field mouse. you can hear the squeaking, but it doesnt make any sense.

Moominsarehippos Sun 17-Mar-13 11:49:43

The wombat? Kind of cute in a mildly irritating way.

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 11:48:22

its fairly amusing. and fascinating. Who knew the missing link was alive and well?!

FripperiesAndBollocks Sun 17-Mar-13 11:47:07

Just ignore him until he wanks himslef to death. It won't be long.

TrampyPants Sun 17-Mar-13 11:46:32

bless 'im.

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