Alec Shelbrooke MP flaunting his curves on the green benches

[joanofarchitrave]

Once lithe hottie Alec Shelbrooke showed off his curvy new figure in the House of Commons today. The 36-year-old brunet MP rose to his sexy pins to propose a new bill restricting what benefits claimants can spend their money on.

'He's not been telling us why he's fuller-figured than before' a friend said. Shelbrooke, usually a devotee of Marks & Spencer tailoring, wore a tight-fitting Paul Smith grey number that left nothing to the imagination. It sparked rumours of a bust-up between him and the classic British label.

[chibi]

tchah. It's all well and good swanning round Parliament but who is taking care of his kids i'd like to know.

[Startail]

Very good, I am afraid I'm to tired to join in.

I heard a female Labour MP on the radio a couple of weeks ago who was very fed up of this.

[PretzelTime]

That was excellent OP.

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

[KristinaM]

Jolly good OP

[StackOverflow]

Brilliant!

[TheCrackFox]

I see Eric Pickles has been proudly displaying his bump.

[skrumle]

but is it burgeoning?