it's a little tongue in cheek but it made me chuckle when I saw it here
-You yell at the television daily, hourly
- Ms magazine costs a shitload in importing but you still buy it anyway
- You've been arrested at a pro choice rally
- You did NOT endorse Sarah Palin.
- You know that bra burning is historically inaccurate.
- You scare men at parties by calling yourself the "'F word'
- You scare men and women at parties when you use the 'C' word - Cunt!!
- Your daughter plays with tonka trucks and your son plays with lipstick
- You have a cat who you trust more than the majority of people
- You have probably and unfortunately once had a passionate raunchy affair with a misogynistic man or woman - or a right wing political woman/guy - but you learnt your lesson.
- You study women's studies - or practically do with your home library of Judith Butler, Betty Friedan, Margaret Cho, Audre Lorde, Guerrilla Girls and Simone de Beauvoir and many more...
- You know how to change a tyre, use a drill, fix your car and other DIY that your male friends or boyfriend asks you for help.
- At a feminist reading circle everyone has a cat on their lap.
- When you're called a bitch - you feel a bit warm and fuzzy inside.
- You speak your mind and don't preface it with softening language.
- You know Buffy studies is not about Sarah Michelle Gellar.
- You've written in to the Advertising board.
- You've never enjoyed being called a lady.
- Campaign shirts clothed you through university
- You can discriminate between chivalry, courtesy and condescension.
- You laugh at masculismists
- You scream when you hear a woman say "I'm not a feminist but.." hey 'lady' we're fighting for you.
- Your letters to the editor never get published.
- You have protest signs in a corner in the wardrobe
- You probably paint or sew but can't successfully achieve either.
- when you get excited when other women identify themselves as feminists.
- when you regularly curse the patriarchy.
- when men describe you as 'terrifying'.
- when you get angry at anti-choicers.
when you're faced with men's appeals of victimhood.
- when you have to explain to people it is not about hating men, masculinity or penises but about changing the system of a world run by men, for men, for the convenience of men.
- when you're successful :)
- when you write on toilet stall walls.
-when you get really frustrated with women and men that actually believe liberal feminism has created substantive equality
-when your intelligence and refusal to hide it intimidates men and women to the extent that they come to various conclusions (correctly or incorrectly) about your sexuality
-when you suggest that radical feminism has the most credible assessment of patriarchal society, and the construction of gender and sexuality and everyone looks at you like you have three heads