It seems to me that we all have "one" at the yard who thinks she's a mix between Dr. Doolittle and Mary King.
I'll get the ball rolling with the gems I've had - bear in mind I'm pregnant:
- 8 months ago: "Your horse is so easy to ride, you're so lucky". 4 months ago: "Your horse is a monster and so dangerous - why don't you ride her?" (um... you want me as a pregnant woman to ride a "dangerous" horse? Yep, I did ride her and no, she wasn't difficult ).
- Have a fag - it calms the baby's nerves.
- Thursday: "oh my god, look at the size of you - how much weight have you put on? I can see how fat and swollen your hands and feet are". (until this point I thought I was all bump and prided myself on my non-puffy limbs )
- "Your horse is soooo lame". erm... your horse is lame in all 4 feet with fucking navicular which is why it doesn't appear to favour one leg more.
So come on ladies (and chaps) - what bollocks do you get to hear?