Bl**dy horses !

[Grunzlewheek]

My 4 are living out, but come in every day to be fed rug check etc.
Went to get them in today and 2 barged past me, I wasn't too worried as I thought they would just go into the barn for their feed, no, the buggers took off down the drive, over the road and straight into lady Mucks garden opposite, I grabbed extra head collars and got them out of there within 5 minutes, but they have still left some lovely hoof prints in her lawn
I have a history with this woman, she usually keeps her gate shut, so her workmen park in my gateway (farm so obviously I don't need to get access ).

I have been over and apologised, but I suspect she will be thinking of suing and generally making my life hell. I have BHS insurance so not the end of the world, but I could do without this

[pipsy76]

Deny all knowledge - really where on earth could those prints have come from, i'll keep an eye out for any escaped horses

[pipsy76]

Oops just re read your post, too late you've already confessed, you should watch more police dramas!

I guess take some advice from the BHs legal line, good luck

[Grunzlewheek]

Obviously I've been watching too much CSI all she had to do was follow the hoof prints in the snow to find the culprits so thought it better to confess

[chocolatecakeystuff]

Ofgs!!! Go dump some horse crap & grass seed over her lawn... problem solved hehe x

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

Any decent person when you told them that your horses had barged you sideways would ask "Are you hurt"?

I'm guessing this wasn't her reaction.

[Callisto]

I'm not sure any solicitor would advise a client to sue over a few hoof prints. Can you not tread the divots in and buy her a box of grass seed/chocolates? I'd be very happy if I got chocolates for a couple of hoof prints on my lawn.

[horseylady]

Lol!!! Been there. Thankfully the Owner of the livery yard laughed after his garden was trashed three times