how did I end up with a cat that:
a) can never just sit on your lap but has to always be creeping closer and closer up your body until his face is literally right in your face with his wet nose touching your nose - and then he shakes his head and droplets of his disgusting cat bogeys fly everywhere?
b) spends his entire life trying to nick food out of the bin / off the kitchen surface / out of the fridge. I just caught him now with his head in the sink eating smears of tuna mayo off a bowl
c) still doesn't understand that he has things on the ends of his paws called CLAWS and if you dig them into people it has this effect of pissing them off?
I have had this cat for 9 years. he is very healthy and will no doubt live at least another 9. Worse still DD loves him. At least he lets her cuddle the life out of him / sit on him / tuck him up in bed like a dolly
if anyone can give me some words of wisdom on how to love this creature i would be grateful!
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my cat is a fucking twat
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Bibbo · 14/11/2011 20:48
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