Celeb Masterchef - the final - come on, Soph!

[TheSpottedZebra]

Shiney new thread...

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Yours is a better (and less apathetic) shiny new thread. I vote we use this one.

[Ellenora5]

Thanks spotted just realised the other one was full

John has given them so many ideas he may aswell just cook it for them

[TheSpottedZebra]

We filled up the other one.

Really Wayne - you don';t understand the language of S. America? Did Jose not teach you that along with the Paella?

Am a bit over Wayne.

[honeybeeridiculous]

Well done Zebra
I just added to the old thread and realised its full
I love Wayne blags it and turns out a decent dish

[TheSpottedZebra]

Oh sorry, Cal - great minds think alike and all that...

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Giving you kit fajitas would be in the spirit of a competition that had too your own pizzas as a challenge earlier. They should complain that they're being expected to chuck in a spice mix of their own design.

[TheSpottedZebra]

I like Jodie lots and lots but would rather that this shebang was won by someone who genuinely loves food and cooking. I think Jodie just loves winning - which is fine and all, but I don't want her to win this one. Even if she is bloody good.

[honeybeeridiculous]

I thought we knew the winner tonight but alas it's on tomorrow too and I'm working
Wayne was on Lorraine this morning, it's his birthday today

[CalamitouslyWrong]

No need to apologise.

We just needed a thread to moan about Greg and his 'reservations about the South American caravan'.

Fajitas is a piece of piss. It's not exactly tricky.

[TheSpottedZebra]

Nnnooooo, not water - something fatty - milk, yoghurt...

[TheSpottedZebra]

Oh, this isn't the final final?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Also, refried beans are incredibly simple. She should fry them in bacon fat like a proper Texan.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

No. There's another episode tomorrow.

[honeybeeridiculous]

Wayne can hardly see in the saucepan

[CalamitouslyWrong]

It's quite sad that Wayne couldn't figure the save the rice strategy out for himself.

[TheSpottedZebra]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE refried beans.

And the burnt rice reminds me of Iranian rice, where the tadiq (?), the crunchy bottom bit is considered the best bit. And golly, isn't it just!

[CalamitouslyWrong]

I hope the crowd have low expectations.

[squoosh]

Is Wayne actually getting shorter?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

I'm not sure I'd want roasted sweet potato topped with refried beans though. I'm not sure that would work texturally.

They're just recycling the spring roll challenge.

[Ellenora5]

It's still beyond me how Wayne has got this far

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Why is the 'fajita' served in a hard shell taco?

[honeybeeridiculous]

The final final is tomorrow 8.30

[CalamitouslyWrong]

There should be more food van challenges in proper masterchef, to prepare the contestants for their future careers in food vannery.

[coffeeinbed]

I feel like a fraud on this thread...

I don't like Sophie, too luvvie darling.

[TheSpottedZebra]

I want a food van in an airstream trailer. Esp on a nice sunny day like there and today.