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When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 08:27

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!


Part one


part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 08:38
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 08:48
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MavisGrind · 23/03/2014 09:10

I might be hugely slightly hung over but here is my first contribution to thread VIII...


Ahhhhh, that's better....

When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 09:26

Aaah good old Athos. Nothing like a big old post drinking poo! Hope he remembers to wash his hands...

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manfirstual · 23/03/2014 09:47

Am I allowed to say I just can't get past the pantomime nature of this series? On the other hand DH is a fencing coach so lunging with a sword is a regular occurrence round here Grin

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 09:57

It it pantomime. But it's pantomime in LEATHER.

Does DH have leather trousers and a beard????! If so please feel free to share him round.

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manfirstual · 23/03/2014 10:09

Sadly no leather trousers, just the beard and strong thigh muscles from all that lunging, fnar.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 10:15
Envy
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AnotherHelenB · 23/03/2014 12:01

manfirstual does he watch it? My DH (ex-fencer) spends the whole time muttering and snarking at the sword skills on display. It's bloody irritating and he is entirely missing the point of the programme. Not that I can really expect him to appreciate the same parts as me of course, but he could at least shut up and let me drool in peace.

Sparkle, Does the tavern have the entire series on permanent loop? If so, book me a table in the corner so I can practise my leaning whilst watching.

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TwitMcAwesome · 23/03/2014 12:02



TOTM is done for another month, so It Is ON...
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QueenAnneofAustria · 23/03/2014 12:04

MAvis - I may be wrong but I feel about 45% certain that the Athos sex face is missing on the current (part VII) thread.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 12:04

can everybody please fuck right back off to the previous NOT FINISHED THREAD? TA.

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HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 12:05

erm can you all fuck off back to the last thread and use that up first please?

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HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 12:06

Haha Drink! Get back on last one so I can tell you how much I love you for that..

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manfirstual · 23/03/2014 12:08

Another Helen, yes he does watch it, we have to watch anything that has the slightest amount of sword work in it. Fortunately he has learned to keep his critique to himself - unless someone is particularly good. I did ask about this lot - they are 'average' apparently (I know you ladies would disagree....)

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Oblomov · 23/03/2014 12:22

Bookmarking place.
Off back to old thread, before I get told off (by Cardinal, please ) Wink

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HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 12:27

Well my response to Fency Husband Mocking types, would be that until they can rock the leather, beards, billowy shirts, swagger, whilst doing it. Then we're not really comparing apples with apples. So fuck off!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 16:56

yo!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 16:57

OMG, IS NOONE HERE?

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TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 16:57

I did it! I got last post!

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all my fellow wenches for posting drivel such thought provoking words. I couldn't have done it without any of you


Sorry, I've got a little something in my eye...

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 16:58
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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 16:58

a bit of spunk?

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MavisGrind · 23/03/2014 16:59

Honestly, I turn my back for one minute.....

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TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 16:59

Hi, drink, how you?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 16:59

Car is clean!


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