Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 16-Mar-14 20:55:21

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

MavisGrind Sun 16-Mar-14 20:58:56

A quick mark before the perving starts in earnest.

Well done MTM you can sit at the front of the minibus.

TwitMcAwesome Sun 16-Mar-14 21:01:57

<races around new thread>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 16-Mar-14 22:20:21

Ooh thanks Mavis!

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 16-Mar-14 22:24:46

Tsk.

MadBusLady Sun 16-Mar-14 22:36:21

<adjusts stays, settles hands demurely in lap>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 16-Mar-14 23:14:28

<waits for any Musketeer to take me>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sun 16-Mar-14 23:16:41

Take you out maybe.

LetUsPrey Sun 16-Mar-14 23:21:06

Oh MTM I was just reaching my peak at the end of the last thread and you left me dissatisfied sad

Anyway, over it now grin

So, not nearly enough Aramis. Nice to see more of Porthos. I was nearly crying at poor poor Constance and her utter shithead of a husband. He's not doing it because he loves her, he's doing it because he sees her as his possession am quite possibly talking shite

I was very excited to see Treville being all noble and the King was fab as per. Cardinal took evil scheming to new levels. I think Milady is panicking a bit. The look Athos gave her when he basically told her to do one was haaawwwwttt.

Erm what else? Aramis leaning on the post in his grey billowy shirt was very very phwoooaaarrrr indeed. Roll on next week with lots of Aramis.

<has obviously been broken>

Oh, well, nice to see you all in here, making yourselves all c

omfy and cosy...

<carries on regardless>

<dignity is a state of mind>

Fuck you. The lot of you!

<channels Drink>

Oblomov Mon 17-Mar-14 06:17:58

Takes place in queue.

TwitMcAwesome Mon 17-Mar-14 06:40:34

Morning all!
This week I will be mostly perving over......
Porthos with a dollop of Aramis and a sliver of dog.

I liked that one, I did.
I don't like her husband, but she deserved it, she's lucky he doesn't physically hurt her (being set in those days) or get shut in the house.
I said red herring though didn't I? I don't get the significance of the necklace though, I think Richelieu had one as well?

Anyway so much to perv at so little time and DH came up halfway through and ruined watched it. Even he got a bit excited at the end.
When school is done and my jobs are done I will re watch it hehehe, no work today and DH is away!

MalcolmTuckersMistress Mon 17-Mar-14 06:41:46

Hands up if your "D"H is a moody twat?

<puts hand up>

Hands up if that automatically means you can have sex with Richelieu, Doctor Who and Malcolm Tucker whenever you want now?

<puts hand up>

Oblomov Mon 17-Mar-14 06:54:31

On the last thread it was posted that Porthos's 'bit' was Zoe Tapper. That's it. Zoe Tapper. Now I remember.

TwitMcAwesome Mon 17-Mar-14 07:19:28

Of course now the husband can be easily manipulated into sending her to prison in an attempt to secure Dog.
And I agree Constance will end up pregnant, but lose it I think.
Does anyone know why Constance was juliette in Dogtagnan? Is there another woman or what? Or am I misremembering it?
Fuck it, I'm going to have to read the books aren't I? Not that it will help, I mean look at me, talking plot.grin

TwitMcAwesome Mon 17-Mar-14 07:25:26

Right, it's downloaded. I'm going for it lol. And now I must away to get ready.
Laters.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Mon 17-Mar-14 07:27:21

I'm trying to recruit a potential wench! Her husband FORGOT to record last nights episode. That is not on!

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2027415-to-be-pissed-off-with-DH-because-he-didnt-record-The-Musketeers?msgid=45787878#45787878

MalcolmTuckersMistress Mon 17-Mar-14 07:27:36
DrinkFeckArseGirls Mon 17-Mar-14 07:36:40

Twit Bonacieux took the necklace from D'Artagnan's bedroom to show to Cardinal because he saw it beibg given to D'Art by Milady. That's what Cardinal had it.

AnneWentworth Mon 17-Mar-14 07:36:59

Morning wenches.

Entertaining almost 3 year old this morning then hopefully writing whilst he plays not on the iPad book club tonight where I am pondering if I can get The Three Musketeers selected.

Agree that there wasn't quite enough Aramis, but when he was there he was so hot.

Milady looks like she is clutching at straws.

Twit- but Connie would have married because she was told to and he is never there.

Did anyone else go 'ahhh' for next weeks trailer when the king says they must protect Anne. He loves her.

Sparklegeek Mon 17-Mar-14 07:37:40

I haven't recorded any of them til last night sad I think by the time I'd sat up & noticed that the episodes were worth keeping and wearing out it was too late. Oh well, the DVD might have extras, non?

Extras! <Excited>

On another note - anyone who can plank for 1 min 48 while being interviewed is fit in more way then one. He'd be shaking after 1 min 48 with me too.

Sparklegeek Mon 17-Mar-14 07:39:45

No aaaahh from me Anne. More like arrrghhhhhhhh Aramis

Sparklegeek Mon 17-Mar-14 07:42:42

Twit I am a couple of chapters in. I am quite slow because of the complicated prose (concentrate Sparkle, remember A-Level Eng Lit!)

It is quite good though cos in my head what I'm reading is being played out by our hot men - I'm disregarding the bits of the book that don't fit in with how doable they are their descriptions a la tele.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Mon 17-Mar-14 07:45:26

OMG shockshockshockangryangryangryblushblushblush

I just cottoned on I could've recorded the series.... OMG, I'm so thick. sad

I could have had it forever <stands on the ledge sobbing and throbbing>

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