Celebrity Big Brother Thread 3 - I wouldn't want to be the cleaner in that house

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Hope you don't mind me starting the next thread - the old one was dangerously close to full.

Get your eye bleach out ready for this evening!

[thornrose]

Well done Anne I was being lazy and hoping someone else would do this!

[mrsjay]

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Next time I'm in an argument I'm going to tell the person my GCSE grades, insult their family members and then give them a hug.

[limitedperiodonly]

No, that's fine.

I seem to be behind you lot, even though I watched last night's live.

Am I missing something?

[mrsjay]

I watched BBBots afterwards limited they showed stuff on there

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Me too. I saw more than I wanted on the screens behind the presenters about tonight. God knows what it is going to be like once it is edited.

[Sparklingbrook]

Hello all. Ooh what's happening tonight?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

PVC and bondage.

[Sparklingbrook]

[mrsjay]

oh god it is a sex party channel 5 is going to show a SEX PARTY

[thornrose]

We need a [vomit face]

[thornrose]

Snog, marry, avoid - Dappy, Lee, Jim

[mrsjay]

i sometimes use as a vom face but it isnt the same

[Sparklingbrook]

Oh thorn don't.

[thornrose]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, sorry!

[mrsjay]

oh the dilemma thorn

[mrsjay]

OK i will play along dont judge me

AVOID LEE

Marry Dappy say i had slept with 10 blokes one night he would think i was a slag and divorce me

and Snog jim [where is the vom face]

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I would snog Dappy, Marry Jim and Avoid Lee.

Jim will have divorce lawyers on speed dial he's been married so often. It would be over with quickly.

[mrsjay]

did we really think we would actually consider Jim davidson an option, anything to avoid lee from blue

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Yes we did, mrsjay. I am hanging my head in shame. But anything was better than Lee. Surely we won't be judged?

[mrsjay]

we wont anne I am sure

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Let's never speak of it again.

[mrsjay]

we are amongst BB friends here it is fine

[Lighthousekeeping]

I'm off to work. I trust you will all give me an explicit run down,

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Expect lots of posts saying "Yeugghh!" and "Oh my eyes!", Lighthouse.