Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

[Sparklysilversequins]

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green .

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

[Fifibluebell]

Tiny tears!! I'm looking forward to it and I hope spencer is fat

[MarshaBrady]

Excellent. Would like to see a return to chubby Spencer, but think he will be thin Spencer.

[YoniMitchel]

can't wait even though the last series was pretty boring really.

[Sparklysilversequins]

Just saw the trailer, Spencer (thin) being a first class twunt to Lucy, and then her blubbing over him. I suspect Tiny Tears may be losing her crown for being most prolific crier.

[ZebraZeebra]

Oh Lucy don't cry over the fat gorilla Spencer! You were so hard faced and cool!

I passed WH Smiths today and saw Spencer has written an appalling looking book called Secrets of A Chelsea...something or other. Can't remember the rest of the title. Looks dire. One for the Kindle

[StillaNortherner]

Ahh I'm gonna miss Millie!

[somersethouse]

Can't wait... checking in!

[HighBrows]

I'm very excited about this! The song ad they are all singing in is very funny, I think the cast know at this stage people are laughing at them!

Roll on tonight

[MintyChops]

Phoebe is just plain horrible. Plain and horrible. I hope Fran makes a fantastic sex tape with Alex and bitter old Phoebe is made to watch it again and again and again.

As for the rest, it's all a bit tedious and predictable. Not even the introduction of a man called Miffy could perk things up. Yawn.

[aturtlenamedmack]

Andy is now fit. How has that happened?

[aturtlenamedmack]

And yes, phoebe is horrible. Horrible, horrible!!!

[WrenNatsworthy]

I felt sorry for Louise then. These Chelsea boys are hugely controlling. All of them.

[Sparklysilversequins]

Phoebe laughs like the wicked witch of the west. In fact it's only the lack of a green complexion that prevents a terrifying similarity!

[Sparklysilversequins]

am I wrong?!

[LaVitaBellissima]

Minty hops @ sextape!

My sister saw Andy's band playing, she says they are really good!

I like Lucy Watson, but Louise is just too annoying for words!

[TigOldBitties]

Did anyone else spend the entire episode wishing someone would just chuck tiny tears in the pool and be done with it.

Maybe all her tears would over flow the pool...

Although at least then we wouldn't have to look at her consistently horrendous outfit choices. TT has Spencer issues so a bad she can nearly even dress herself.

Fucking Spencer thinking he's the new James Gandolfini with that therapist and her very peculiar face/eyebrows that have had a row.

I think Proudlock's and Phoebes heads are evidence enough for the return of scalping.

Christ I could write a necessary just on this episode.

[Still18atheart]

I rather like Stevie, some of the faces he and at spenny and Andy were great.

Is Louise's brother going to be a regular??

Thought it was rather odd to have Cheska referring the Phoebe and Fran
I didn't even realise that she knew either of them.

I hope that Rosie and Francis do go out for drinks, I think they'd be a great couple. I was in stitches for that pool scene.

[TigOldBitties]

FFS can someone please tellmce what happened at the end, my recording has stopped prematurely.

I saw Lucy crying and tell Spencer to go fuck himself but that's it. Was there anything further. Any hint of what happens next week?

[MintyChops]

Tig it looks as though Fran risks the wrath of Phoebe Crap-Hair by going on a date with Alex. She is Not Happy when she spots them laughing together. The bastards.

Spenny is worse than ever.

[MintyChops]

Also, such fake, utterly unconvincing devices to keep Cheska in the show. Why?

[hardboiledpossum]

I spend most the show shouting at Spencer, he is awful. I hope Lucy doesn't waste too much time crying over him. I can't stand Louise so I don't really care if her and Spencer get back together. I love Stevie, I wish him and Lucy would get it together but can't really see it happening.

[MarshaBrady]

Spencer, Louise and Phoebe are all awful.

[StillaNortherner]

Phoebe's like a frigging child. I liked her at first but that quickly changed.
How is that Cheska is mates with Fran when Fran, Phoebe and the one whose name I can't remember we're bitches to Binky. When Binky was friends with someone Cheska didn't like she got in a right mood! Bloody interfering cow.