The Voice! Come and watch- waterfall cardi optional!

(631 Posts)
Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 17:53:01

Last week was very dull, it needs to step up the 'odd' factor, I think.

Jessie j is still fecking annoying.

Bill.je.suis thinks he's a palm tree!

Swivel chairs at the ready!

Jessie j makes me want to pour hot wax in my ears to give light relief from her blibbering nuggets of faux street nonsense. And Danny trying to look 'street', well he has a touch of the tim westwoods.

LittleBairn Sat 06-Apr-13 19:08:28

I didn't expect him to choose Jessie!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 06-Apr-13 19:08:35

mmm-HMM Noel
(neck-snake)

Tinker's dog, Noel <nods>. We decided.

Whenever there's a black singer, Danny does the sticky-out bottom lip nod-along (he got rhythm) and Jessie pretends she's from the Bible Belt.

The pleather Bible Belt, obvs

BOF Sat 06-Apr-13 19:08:58

With the possible exception of Danny's tee shirt (he doesn't make much effort), all of the judges' outfits are very Do Not Tumble Dry, aren't they? They must nearly kill the contestants with static electricity when they hug them.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 06-Apr-13 19:09:07

(the huh was about him picking JJ)

teejwood Sat 06-Apr-13 19:09:10

Sorry are we here blush?
Evening all! wine
Is anyone else playing the predictor game?

Judge bunfight to start off the night!

cocolepew Sat 06-Apr-13 19:09:11

No. Should have went with Bill Dog, T-Dog.

Oh, look. Sarah Beeny as the most uninspiring cuntree singer ever.

LittleBairn Sat 06-Apr-13 19:10:12

He should have though about making connections for after the show, he's more likely to meet the right people with Will or Tom. Maybe that's why he hasn't made it yet, he can't think with a business head.

Doncaster is well known for its up and coming music scene.

Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 19:10:28

Tom's team, deffo.

'I have to get out o'Doncaster and back to Nashville'

lolling. real lolling.

Excellent pirate squint there.

crypes Sat 06-Apr-13 19:10:56

I don't understand why they don't all choose will.iam. If you want the best chance in the music industry surely you can't do better than will.i.am.

NoelHeadbands Sat 06-Apr-13 19:11:02

Well I suppose her pool ole paw could have been a miner confused

zukiecat Sat 06-Apr-13 19:11:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

cocolepew Sat 06-Apr-13 19:11:10

I like a little bit of country, as long as its not taylor swift.

Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 19:11:23

Country G'n'R karaoke.
Lovely.

LittleBairn Sat 06-Apr-13 19:11:31

You can always tell who the contestant wants as a judge because the family start chanting the name.

And pretendy growl.
It's like Tammy Wynette would be, if she was shit and from Doncaster.

cocolepew Sat 06-Apr-13 19:11:37

And her, obvs.

I fear it might not be Nashville but sideways to Scunthorpe.

Bet you a pound Jessie feels the need to sing a bit.

Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 19:12:41

I love how they streeeeeetch out the last notes- waiting for someone to turn.

S'Tomgrin

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