towie thread

[MrsBucketxx]

there isn't one so I thoight id start one,

last night made to want to shake lucy, how many more girls will it take for her to see the light and leave mario.

and the gaybe made me laugh too, I almost thought he was going to ask gemma to be the surogate,

[MrsBucketxx]

bump

[ohthedandy]

Looking forward to catching up with it, but had to record as it clashes with Being Human! (Can't possibly put that off).

[onyx72]

Lucy will take mario back. he will have some reason why it wasn't his fault, present her with an expensive piece of jewellery and she will forgive him.

[MrsBucketxx]

I dont see why she does though, she seems like a smary cookie otherwise.

[MrsBucketxx]

smart.

[McNo]

Love Towie. Marking my place

[MrsTomHardy]

Love Towie

Lucy is a mug

[Bluesue26]

I'm embarrassed to admit it in rl but I really love TOWIE. I can't even explain why because I'm not in their age demographic .
I think Lucy is beautiful. I couldn't get over how young she looked without all the makeup when that girl came round to see her.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

love towie, and yes lucy is a mug,hes always flirting/shagging about :(

and horrible to his friends, ie little chris

she is so pretty and could have anybody yet choses to stay with him - hope to hell she doesnt get pregnant, like possibly popey (lauren) would it be kirks baby if she was, as she said she was late sunday night

gemma is getting fatter again, which is sad as she did so well losing the weight last year

[MrsTomHardy]

I thought that about Gemma too...
I never know wether I like Bobby or loathe him....it's weird!
Love little Chris and of course Mick

[Carolra]

Yay! A TOWIE thread! According to The Sun, which is obviously always right, Lucy has ditched Mario (doesn't she look different without any make up??).

It was obviously a baby episode, they were all talking offspring grrr ridiculous!!

[onyx72]

Mario is a grade-A cock. He is rude and dismissive to Lucy about her business.
Remember how horrible he was to his ex, Perri when she accused him of flirting with her when he was supposed to be with Lucy.

If I was Little Chris I would have dropped a dumbbell on Mario's foot if he had spoken to me like that.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Lucy is pretty without all the slap on :)

Puzzled why Lauren needed to see kirk - as she's not pregnant so why make a big thing of it??

The new blonde twins aka barbie dolls are dumb and dumber

So mario went to Manchester with little chris's brother and pulled the barbie doll

Gemma's diet club consisted of her friend and apart from her mum and possibly Arg are all slim and don't need to lose any weight

Yet Gemma says they need to lose lbs compared to her stones - if they lost any weight they would fade away :(

Joeys hair?? Wtf. Looks a pillock

Why do the 3 non blondes aka mums and granny all get together

But for all the above I love the trashy was of it :)

[Bluesue26]

MrsTom - I feel exactly the same way about Bobby. Some days I like him, others I think he's vile.
What was all the tears from Gemma over Arg? He's a bellend. I did laugh when Sam was trying to explain the till to Joey. He can't be for real surely?

[akaemmafrost]

Kirk is turning into a right potato head, like Mick in fact.

Poor Lucy, she's so sweet and beautiful. Mario's pathetic blubbing at the kitchen table left me totally unmoved.

Those twins are rather manly looking and sounding don't you think? They won't age well. Fact!

Little Chris has lost weight hasn't he? He's looking slightly hotter! But not nearly as hot as his brother Ben!

WTAF is going on with Joey's hair?

Why Gem still loves Arg, I will never know, in fact why anyone would love Arg is beyond me.

[Buzzardbird]

Joey playing with his pubey hair whilst baking! Yuk.

Then he said that he thought flour came from the pollen of flowers

That can't be real can it?

[Blondeshavemorefun]

i do wonder about joey's thickness at times

surly no one can really be that stupid ..................

one of the barbies had fake boobs, bigger then the other

dont see gemmas attraction with arg

[Bessie123]

I think they really are that dumb

Agree Arg and Mario are complete twats. My god, what is wrong with them??? And Bobby is so childish, god forbid he ever gets his hands on a baby, that poor child would grow up seriously warped and damaged.

I can see Lauren must be a nice person but does she have to be such a doormat?

[Bluesue26]

I really don't understand why Lauren is still in this show, she's dull. Kirk is horrible. He's spiteful off camera, yet the minute they start filming he's a snivelling victim. I'd have told him to fuck off.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

and joey's hair still looked stupid, like a basin was literally put round his head

still dont get why lauren told kirk she did a preg test, what was the point - it was negative - they will end up together again

did think jess was a right stirrer last night, asking arg about gemma while jasmine was there at dinner ,was unfair, things were awkward and what the hell does jasmine see in arg - was funny over the driving thing, not the way to pull/charm a girl arg

mario and lucy - whats the point, she doesnt trust him and he ovc loves the girls throwing theirselves at him

his mum said, it goes with the territory - erm no it doesnt, if you love and respect someone you dont flirt and keep your dick in your pants!!

[Bessie123]

I don't really see the point of Arg. He is such a nob it's become quite tedious imo.

[Stila]

Jasmine's brither makes Joey look like mastermind material .

[Stila]

brither ??? brother !

[Bessie123]

You're right - he is a vapid, charmless moron. I reckon maybe people can get away with being so dim if they are a bit charming with it but he seems to have a complete personality vacuum. I tell you what, I would be so ashamed of my kids if any of them ended up like those Essex losers.

[Bessie123]

Omg, that Danny is so embarrassing