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Secrets of a good marriage...

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Mynewmoniker · 02/01/2013 22:02

Whose watching? Who's hoping to pick up tips. Who could give tips?

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Dysgu · 02/01/2013 22:07

I am watching but am not married so not sure about tips! Have been with DP for nearly 10 years so perhaps there will still be useful tips...

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MrsReiver · 02/01/2013 22:07

I want to punch the chauvinist already and he's only been on screen for 10 seconds!

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Dysgu · 02/01/2013 22:08

Not sure I would want to take sex tips from this couple - he is a bit creepy?!

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Mynewmoniker · 02/01/2013 22:09

Anybody?

Started with tantric sex couple (gulp). "Do you get the idea?" Sickly. They have sex all day apparently in various ways.

He looks like he still has 'bitty'

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laughinglikeadrain · 02/01/2013 22:09

Essence of himself?

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Dysgu · 02/01/2013 22:09

So you have to like drinking cold tea.

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Dysgu · 02/01/2013 22:09

Do they have kids?

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MrsReiver · 02/01/2013 22:10

I wouldn't take a cup of tea from him nevermind sex tips!

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Dysgu · 02/01/2013 22:10

And she has ugly feet!

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5madthings · 02/01/2013 22:10

Am watching. 'Essence of Roland' boak..

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Mynewmoniker · 02/01/2013 22:10

This is unbeleavable! LOL "I hope I don't come"

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judefawley · 02/01/2013 22:10

God, Roland is creepy!

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pegster · 02/01/2013 22:10

I wouldn't let Roland touch me & definitely wouldn't 'drink his essence' - yuck!

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MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights · 02/01/2013 22:10

Eww. Just eww.

Sex noises with a foot massage.

Cringe cringe cringe.

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Mynewmoniker · 02/01/2013 22:11

I wonder what happens after a smoothie Grin

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Dysgu · 02/01/2013 22:11

I think I would be sick in that situation - I hate feet at the best of times...

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MrsReiver · 02/01/2013 22:11

Yeah I'd wash my hands too Sharon. Boak.

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kilmuir · 02/01/2013 22:11

no way would i touch his feet

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5madthings · 02/01/2013 22:11

Don't get your 'bitty' comment op.. [Hmm]

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Yama · 02/01/2013 22:12

What has Sharon been in? She's a tad annoying. The couples must be a bit self obsessed not to get that she's mocking them.

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Mynewmoniker · 02/01/2013 22:12

My DH just keeps saying "OMG" and yawning. I'm making him watch it.

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TheWombat · 02/01/2013 22:12

'His essence in the tea'
Arf @ 'I hope I don't come'.

How is it that this couple are possibly the least sexy couple ever?

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5madthings · 02/01/2013 22:12

See I like having my feet rubbed but I would never rub dp's feet, thankfully he is happy with this arrangement.

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Dysgu · 02/01/2013 22:13

Okay - so this is NOT the marriage I would want but at least these two found each other and they seem to make each other very happy. I wonder what they are like the rest of the time - do you think they are this sickly all the time?

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5madthings · 02/01/2013 22:13

Yes Sharon has been in something else? Don't remember what.

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