On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:02:44

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
FIVE BUUUUUUUUUUM NOTES
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

BillyBollyBrandy Mon 10-Dec-12 19:54:02

I have just lost hours on that site MsElle grin

MsElleTow Mon 10-Dec-12 20:09:14

Sorry Billygrin.

DS1 thinks, that as you are all such great fans of Wand Erection, you'll appreciate this!

CarliH Mon 10-Dec-12 20:22:13

Hi all, thanks for the blog love from a few weeks ago. Just to let you know my review of this weekend's final is up!
chbadtv.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/x-factor-live-shows-final-which-is.html

Although now I'm thinking I should have just copy-pasted that 12 days of X Factor poem and it would have been better.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Mon 10-Dec-12 20:25:09

Ms that's hilarious! grin

MsElleTow Mon 10-Dec-12 20:30:42

Isn't it Faith? I really belly laughed when I watched it first! DS1 said "you've got to put this on MN!" when he found it and showed me! grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Tue 11-Dec-12 07:43:51

Carli- I have just spent 10 minutes laughing at your blog. I thinkthe dc are readyfor school...

Emily.Fucking.Sande.

Brilliantgrin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Tue 11-Dec-12 07:53:50

omg- the pissed off cat!! it's a good job dh is here to take the kids, because i haven't stopped laughing, and look as deranged as Shitsingergrin

CarliH Tue 11-Dec-12 10:46:48

Haha thanks Raahh! blush

CarliH Tue 11-Dec-12 10:50:48

Haha thanks Raahh! blush

BOFingSanta Tue 11-Dec-12 11:00:50

Love the blog Carli- tried to comment but it wants my credit card details as I have such a youthful complexion. Still loved it though- jahmazing!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Wed 12-Dec-12 17:23:25

I love the Muppets saying goodbye song. That's my fave muppets movie - Muppets Take Manhattan. Tis the best.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Wed 12-Dec-12 17:31:39

I've been reading today how the other contestants are trying to get Chim-chiminee Kye on the tour instead of Nanfucker. And that NF could face a fine of £100,000 for his behaviour at the weekend.- that'll take up a lot of Nan's pension!grin

Bazza hasn't said much...

VivaLeBeaver Wed 12-Dec-12 19:53:38

How can they fine an ex call centre worker 100k? It's not like he will have the money.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Wed 19-Dec-12 14:57:02

Ha just seen this! Very clever. Enjoy!

grin

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