Ta to Raahh (that rhymes) for this:
O.k- here goes, the SDTP's guide to Doctors
SDTP -sad Doctors thread participators, because that is what we are. And proud.
WTF?!- what the fuck- the usual exclamation of an SDTP, after an episode. Plots must not make sense.
BAH - boring as hell. An episode that fails to meet WTF standards.
TBFE - Practice manager Howard-a.k.a 'the bloke from Emmerdale'
Gobby - Karen the receptionist. Because she is.
Gobbyplod - Husband of Karen, Rob. Also know as 'The Only plod in the Village'
Princess Bubblegum - Cherry, annoying practice nurse, erstwhile perma-chirpy wife of Dr Jimmi. Latterly, miserable caaaahh after liason with fellow doctor, Daniel (see 'merlot o'clock'). has now left thank fuck
Chimmi - Cherry and Jimmi
Chaniel - Cherry and Daniel
Red trousers of luuuurve - Dr Kevin's pulling pants.
6tl - Emma, new locum, so named due to the fact she has been a different character 5 times before. This is 'sixth time lucky'
Merlot o'clock - the act of shagging best friend of husband, after boozing in the afternoon.
Beanbags - now redundant seating of choice, now Elaine the lentil weavery doctor has left. She of the 'necklaces of doom'. New seating arrangements tbc. Kevin's lap a possibility. ( reserved for MsN )
Jizz - annoying new moany doctor. So named after she took to sex chat line work to supplement income. All her clients very speedy in the finishing department.
Mrs T - Mrs Tembe, wig wearing receptionist. Judgemental Christian. Hopes of a Hestembe relationship diminishing-see Dr Heston
Dr Heston - unlucky in love bow tie wearing doctor, unaware of Mrs T's affections.
Juuuuuuuliaaa - previous practice manager, Heston still lives in her house. She lives in Wales with MtM.
FOD - Lesbian practice nurse Mandy. Annoying. Her girlfriend (Freya) is dead. we are not allowed to forget. FOD stands for Forehead of Doom. It's mahoosive
MCL - Mad Cat Lady Val, hopefully temporary receptionist. Irritating beyond belief