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Why does Tom live with Tilly and Tiny, and what is Furry Boo?

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franch · 05/10/2005 17:47

My mum wants to know because she thinks it's dodgy

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flamebat · 05/10/2005 17:55

I assumed that they were abandoned kids - they were born in part of a culture where they leave freaky looking kids to fend for themselves from birth, and they had some mutant gene that made em survive.

They all have to live together to get by. Don't think any dodgy threesomes are going on because Tilly is gay, as is Tiny, and Tom is straight.

The furry thing is a rat with too much hair.

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sallytrickortreatstrawberry · 05/10/2005 17:57

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flamebat · 05/10/2005 18:00

Yup, now rainbow was just sick.

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BaronessMarsLady · 05/10/2005 18:00

Franch........... I love you with a passion...but don't you knock the Tots! They are my favourite children's programme.

In today's cruel society... they have been callously abandoned by their primary carer. Clearly they have slipped through the social services net.

Obviously Furry Boo is their sole provider, for with sweat shops being sparse in the area the tots are unable to find work for themselves.

Tom lives with Tilly and Tiny because they are a family.... that's right a family.

I think you and your mum should keep your personal comments to yourselves.... sob! sob! Can't you see they've been abandoned????????????? Have a heart!

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sallytrickortreatstrawberry · 05/10/2005 18:02

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franch · 05/10/2005 19:19

Mum maintains that Tom is an old bloke with grey hair and eyebrows (I say they're blue, which fits with your mutant theory flamebat) and an old bloke (I say old queen)'s voice ...

She remains most disturbed by the whole thing. Sorry Mars .....

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drdad · 05/10/2005 21:46

Definitely something dodgy going on. I don't like the creepy way Tom says 'lovely donkey' at the start.

I think that donkey looks nervous.

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paolosgirl · 05/10/2005 22:02

I always thought Tom was their son? Tilly is obviously the french tart that Tiny bought back from his booze cruise to Calais, and then they had Tom, and now they all live together in a lovely thatched cottage - which obviously cost a fortune, so perhaps it wasn't a booze cruise at all. Perhaps he is a drug baron, and they're living off ill-gotten gains.

Either way, Tom is their son.

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paolosgirl · 05/10/2005 22:03

Or have I mixed up my Tom's and Tinys?

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BaronessMarsLady · 05/10/2005 22:48

You've mixed your Tom and Tinys pmsl...........


dodgy old man indeed! lmao

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