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arf ....just interrupted dd and boyfriend

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brimfull · 20/08/2009 15:39

came home early

walked into lounge dd sitting on sofa looking disheveled

bf lying on his front on the couch with bright red face

took me a few minutes to click as to why he was on his front

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KnickKnack · 20/08/2009 15:40

ha ha ha that is so funny

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OrmIrian · 20/08/2009 15:41

I expect there was a scrabble board on the floor in front of the sofa. BF was lying on his front playing the game and DD was leaning over which is why she is dishevelled.

See? There is an explanation for everything.

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brimfull · 20/08/2009 15:43

of course
never thought of that!

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OrmIrian · 20/08/2009 16:40

Really? I would have though it was the obvious solution...

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TeamEdward · 20/08/2009 16:42

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TheChilliMooseTalksNonsense · 20/08/2009 16:56

Hee heee

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sweetkitty · 20/08/2009 17:02

I am looking my 3 daughters in a cupboard once they reach 15.

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SparklyGothKat · 20/08/2009 17:06

pmsl!!

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brimfull · 20/08/2009 17:32

tis very strange knowing your child is sexually active

can't quite get my head round it

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OhBling · 20/08/2009 17:33

God. And we all thought we were soooo subtle when our parents caught us.

I was convinced my parents had no idea what I was doing with "pete".

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brimfull · 20/08/2009 17:36

I know
I really want to say something to dd to let her know that I wasn't born yesterday...but I won't

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brummiemummie · 21/08/2009 13:46

PMSL

I'd gone shopping one day during the Easter holidays, leaving DD at home, and came home to hear [ahem] noises coming from upstairs. I shouted up to her that I was back and suddenly everything went silent. A few minutes later, DD came downstairs bright red, with messy hair and the zip of her jeans undone and proceeded to explain how her bf had just popped in for an hour and so and had been "helping with her revision" .

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IneedacleanerIamalazyslattern · 21/08/2009 13:50

DH asked what I was laughing at read you post to him and he looked blankly at me so had to explain that if boy meets girl etc etc his lack of basic bioligy has now worried me twice recently.

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Overmydeadbody · 21/08/2009 13:58

sweetkitty by 15 it will be too late, they start young these days lol

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sweetkitty · 21/08/2009 18:50

right it will be 12 then and they will never be allowed out if DH had his way, in his words "I was a teenage boy, I know teenage boys"

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brimfull · 21/08/2009 22:04

oh apparently he was clicking his back

yeh right

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ErikaMaye · 24/08/2009 00:49

I don't think I'd be allowed "boys" in my room even now, but as Dad put it, "You can't get any more pregnant"

DP told me once that his mum had walked in on him and his then girlfriend when he was about 15 - she simply trilled, "Fresh towels, love", and walked back out. He still blushes when he talks about it...

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hazlac · 26/08/2009 15:03

I walked in on my ss and his gf naked as the day they were born at "it" last year he was 15 and she was 16, I suggested they both put their clothes on and come down stairs for a "chat", she escaped through the back door and left ss to face the music, apparently they had discussed all possible consequences and decided that they were mature enough to carry on a "full"relationship and that gf parents were fine about it.I begged to differ, and suggested that I meet up with her mother to discuss just how happy she and her husband were about the relationship, which I duly did, unsurprisingly the parents were not happy bunnies about the turn of events. apart from anything else my DH and I were so shocked at the coolness of the decisions they had made, if a pregnancy occured she would get a termination, just like that, no thoughts about the life or emotional turmoil that would come along with this decision, they had also only been seeing each other for about 4 weeks and to assume so much about each other showed just how un ready they were, but as is so often the case with my kids and I'm sure everyone elses, we as parents know nothing, they continued to see each other for a few more monthes, although she didn't ever come back here,I was so relieved when it all finished. I can remember saying to my DH apart from anything else the chances of us having sofa sex at 3.30 in the afternoon are nil,I'm damned if I'm going to let the kids do it!

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