DS (14) WILL NOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!

[twoluvlysnowmen]

Gawd help us all.

Every time he laughs (we're watching "Shrek" btw) out it comes, it's not quiet and I don't think it's very nice smells (I'm on the other side of the room).

And it's me who had the spiced red cabbage for dinner. Once that starts to be digested....

Take cover, neighbours!!!

[twoluvlysnowmen]

oh well, i thought it was funny.....

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

Have you opened any wine yet? Could you use the cork from that?

[twoluvlysnowmen]

yes, but think of the build up ?

when it flies out, he could knock down the christmas tree and smash the tv screen.....

[twoluvlysnowmen]

oh, it was a screw top.....

[TipsyFairydifferentID]

ooh, could be nasty in that case!