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Ohhhhh, think we have the 'like gurls' thing....

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 19:52

Ds has had his second shower this evening, he's all togged up in his converse, his Levis and his rock T, spent a farking age doing his hair and he smelt like a poofs parlour before he left. He's now gone to Youth Club.
It's girls isn't it?
My baby is consorting with a girl he fancies!
Arghhhhhh....

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weebleswobble · 01/02/2008 19:54

Ha! There's no chance of that here with stinky ds1

Have you got the naked baby photos ready for when he brings her home??

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 20:05

Ohh, yes, will enjoy getting my own back. Don't think he'll ever bring a girl home if I tell him that though

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southeastastra · 01/02/2008 20:09

lol mine takes alot of baths atm - it's great!

how old is your son rhw?

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 20:14

14, mind you, if she catches a whiff, she'll run a mile. He really overdid the aftershave, I was gagging for about 5 minutes after he walked out of the door!

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southeastastra · 01/02/2008 20:25

aw mine is 14 too

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 20:30

I know he likes a girl, he keeps talking about her, 'girl says that this band is the gonads' 'girl is taking art as one of her options' ad infinitim.
I am no longer going to be the most important female in his life. Wahhhh.
She'd better be good enough for him

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 20:33

Have you got the 'like gurls' thing too SEA?

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southeastastra · 01/02/2008 20:35

i think so, he's being dead secretive though.

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 20:37

Endless texting? Checking of the hair, ykwim

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southeastastra · 01/02/2008 20:40

msning yes, checking the hair yes. he gets dead grouchy if i say anything though

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 20:47

Buy a nose peg, or keep your dh's aftershave locked away

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fizzbuzz · 01/02/2008 20:52

My 14 year old has just acquired a new gf. Perhaps thiis will improve his dreadful hygeine habits.

I have warned him that she will dump him if:
a) he doesn't smell nice (not blardy Lynx, but CLEAN)
b) teeth must be clean as must hair.
c) Not to wear clothes with dried food all over them...

We shall have to see

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 20:54

FB, yep we've had all that, he's just started to get his act together. Don't get me started on the Lynx though, I loathe the stuff.

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Loshad · 01/02/2008 21:42

Lynx is truely vile isn't it - ds1 had a gf though who said to him saomething about the lovley smell of lynx, and i think she meant it , maybe it's just a teenage thing and our noses acquire good taste in later life

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rantinghousewife · 01/02/2008 21:45

It is truly devils piss!

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