dd2 (13) has got out of bed and eaten.....

[GunpowderTreasonAndSquonk]

16 (yes, SIXTEEN) pieces of toast,
a whole block of butter,
half a jar of marmalade.

And she couldn't be bothered getting the chopping board out so she buttered them all on top of the breadbin

grr

[CarGirl]

I am so looking forward to the teenage years x 4 girls!

[Mercy]

OMG

I don't remember eating loads when I was a teenager tbh.

[nORAYNonmybonfireplease]

You let her???
Surely she can't have been that hungry?

[GunpowderTreasonAndSquonk]

I didn't realise she was going to have that many... she said "can I eat loads of toast?" and I said yes, thinking loads was about four pieces

[CarGirl]

hmmmmm but if it's proper butter on hot toast yummy yummy yummy - not that healthy though!

[JeremyVile]

Is she ok?

Can she still move??

Now, I have a massive appetite at times, but I cant even imagine how someone (let alone a 13yo lass) could eat that much in one go.

You want to get her competing in one of those speed-eating contests - she could be your meal-ticket (fnar fnar)

[JeremyVile]

Actually, I bet she's having you on.

[GunpowderTreasonAndSquonk]

now, that's a blardy good idea, JV

[GunpowderTreasonAndSquonk]

she ate them in front of me! I saw this HUGE pile of toast and told her that she would never manage them all...

she did

[nORAYNonmybonfireplease]

I suppose toast is easily eaten quite quickly so she probably didnt realise quite how full she would be once it had settled, send her out for a run

[GunpowderTreasonAndSquonk]

she's playing on the front with the two littlies and four of her mates.

[GunpowderTreasonAndSquonk]

(running around, I mean)