Three bloody guesses which one!
So I wake up this morning, walk into the living room, and LittlePigs cage is wide open. The whole front folds up. So I think 'Shit!, then think it can't be too bad because the cage is on top of the sideboard which is about a meter off the ground, no way LittlePig would have the balls to escape.
Then it clicks that the sod hasn't crawled out from under his hay, wheeking for his breakfast !
He's not in the bloody cage!
Thinking the bloody worst (broken legs from the jump/fall) , I start looking for him. I see lovely little presents of poo in various places , the odd puddle that has been scampered through and spread , I found the blighter under the sofa, chooken leg out quite content .
20mins later he's caught. I check BigPig who is not bothered and being very well behaved in his pen . Breakfast given, take ds to school.
I start cleaning up...I find:
-Poo everywhere!
-He has chewed a hole in one cushion lesson learnt not to leave it on the floor
-A hole in the bag of hay, hay scattered around the bag
-BigPig has had the correx of his cage chewed
-And suspiscious looking bite marks in my table legs and chairs
LittlePig is fine! No broken bones, no poorly legs, no swelling....how the hell he managed to jump from that height, onto laminate floor and not do him any damage is beyond me.
He is in disgrace!
As is BigPig a little, because normally he would have wheeked the house down. It was silent!
Now, anyone want a pig? Very sweet , lovely cheeky nature because he is going up for adoption!
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BonkeyMollocks · 15/11/2012 11:27
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