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I went to a Jack Wills store today and man aged

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InterruptingKid · 09/11/2009 15:34

to knock a mannequin and a suitcase ( filled) onto the floor.
with a deadening thump

then later on half the baubles of the xmas tree.

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GentleOtter · 09/11/2009 15:37

I read that as a man aged.... Am slightly disappointed now as I thought there would be a salacious story involving a Young Maan.

Are you auditioning to be the next Norman Wisdom?

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fruitshootsandheaves · 09/11/2009 15:39

I was expecting that to be

a man aged about 12 served me at the counter

but then that wouldn't be a man would it

ignore me

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InterruptingKid · 09/11/2009 15:55

its a very confusing shop.
Buit i can see why the youth like it.
I tell you there was nothing left standign by the time i exited

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badietbuddy · 09/11/2009 16:03

Does yours have dead pheasants strewn around too?

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catinthehat2 · 09/11/2009 16:06

Ah, finally got the title, was also looking for aged chap.

However I really don't get the £7.99 pyjama trousers in saggy cotton cehcks and tartans for £49.99.

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InterruptingKid · 09/11/2009 16:09

they have shiney yooths in there

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brimfull · 09/11/2009 17:56

did you go to gunwharf

jack wills is ridiculous price
we get catalogue which dd and her friends have a sreaming laugh at the prices

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dexter73 · 09/11/2009 18:04

You were getting yourself one of these little beauties to wear at the Christmas party!

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badietbuddy · 09/11/2009 18:06

what the FUCK?

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southeastastra · 09/11/2009 18:07

were you pissed?

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BiscuitFace · 09/11/2009 18:09

they probably thought you had dementia, that store is for teenagers with large allowances

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ADifferentMe · 09/11/2009 18:33

Better that than Hollister, it's so dark you'd have knocked over the aged man!

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FritesMenthe · 09/11/2009 18:38

?????

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PyrotechnicToadstool · 09/11/2009 18:39

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PerArduaAdNauseum · 09/11/2009 18:41

Jesus fuck! Who pays that much for disposable clothes. And they left an 's' off the 'jodhpur'

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PerArduaAdNauseum · 09/11/2009 18:42

Hahaha Frites - just followed your link! And matching earmuffs at only £34!

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InterruptingKid · 09/11/2009 18:43

it wasnt dark
i just felt like a very very clumsy person

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ADifferentMe · 09/11/2009 18:44

PAAN - my DD! It's crap but it's her hard earned money. Makes me want to sob when she spends £40 on a t shirt.

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FritesMenthe · 09/11/2009 18:47

They have their own version of Mumsnet on the website. Hahahahahahhahahaha.

I quite like the blankets acksherley

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PerArduaAdNauseum · 09/11/2009 18:51
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PerArduaAdNauseum · 09/11/2009 18:52

Ewww... Makes Xenia look tame...

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tulpe · 09/11/2009 18:54

IK

I am so glad that I am not the only one who could successfully perform this feat of clumsiness in a store where one wishes to remain anonymous and blend in to background

Hope you have recovered!

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FritesMenthe · 09/11/2009 19:15

"you clearly are rather judgemental"
Future MNetters, non?

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