what is this white jeans in winter phenomenon?

[FluffyMummy123]

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[cleansheet]

Fine for under 20 year olds. Anyone older should be ashamed.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[cleansheet]

not tempted to run through a puddle near her?

lovely figures should be outlawed

[FluffyMummy123]

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[mumemma]

It's the Liz Hurley effect

[foxinsocks]

why do women do that (not get their hair in)?

EIther you go swimming or you don't.

I get that dreadful childish urge to splash women who go into the pool with full make up and hair done.

[cleansheet]

isn't Liz Hurley still being held down in a corner until her hair moves?

[FluffyMummy123]

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[foxinsocks]

they are mincing poofs, mark my words

lol at water phobic

[cleansheet]

water phobic in a pool

pea and ham, oot a chicken

[MrsBadger]

release a toddler in the vicinity
that'll teach her

[FluffyMummy123]

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[MrsBadger]

oh god, does that mean I cannot wear my bikini at Centerparcs?

[poised to unpack]

[Piggy]

And women who wear loads of perfume in the pool. Gag.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[MrsBadger]

tough
my one decent costume no longer fits my post-dd norks

[Dropdeadfred]

Mrs Badger if you can wear a bikini so soon after childbirth I hate salute you!

[MrsBadger]

In that case I won't tell you I bought them for (and wore them on) our holiday in in Morocco when dd was seven weeks...

[runs]

[scorpio1]

i don't even own a swimsuit, i have bikinis. and i have and wear white jeans in winter. I am 23,(and a size 8 when not pg) am i allowed?!although i have just bought white maternity jeans from next, they are lovely, don't make me send them back!

[foxinsocks]

I don't know how anyone wears white clothes. Don't they get dirty straight away? Mine would be filthy in 5 minutes.

[kittylouise]

Stepson came home with a very nice pair of white jeans last night. I have since found out that they are GIRLS jeans from Topshop (don't ask why a 20 year old boy would but girls skinny jeans) and are a size 30 so will fit me.

As I am chief laundry fairy would it be OK to steal borrow stepsons jeans, or does that step over a line?

[Dropdeadfred]

Mrs Badger..the sad thing is I could have done that a couple of months after having dd3 (as a stone and a half lighter the day before I gave birth than the day I found I was pg).

Fast forward two years and it's a very different story.

PS Mrs Badger sorry I didn't take all your advice on wedding dress (thanks anyway) but you can see it on my profile at the mo.

[MoreSpamThanGlam]

I srill dont get women in FULL make up (applying before they start) at the gym...then mincing about in their anorexic, liposucked bodies...not a fecking seat drop in place.

[MoreSpamThanGlam]

still and sweat....sorry, am div