Spray-on Face :D

[garlicbaguette]

How could anyone resist the Uniface living mask? Only $399, "With Uniface mask, it’s only one step to become an ideal beauty. Simply spraying on our cell-blending glue, and put on the mask. Your beautiful life will start from here!"

[garlicbaguette]

OK, it makes you look like a badly-made doll.

But the principle's interesting, don't you think? Do you remember in the film Fifth Element, the girl just slapped a Chanel compact up to her face, and was instantly made up? I've been waiting for someone to invesnt that for real!

The Uniface probably isn't it, though

[SundaySimmons]

Looks just like a girl I went to school with!

[garlicbaguette]

Yikes, Sunday, really?

[TallulahBetty]

Sinister!

[garlicbaguette]

I watched the video after posting, Tallulah, and they look a hell of a lot MORE ridiculous sinister from the side The masks don't fit under the jawline, they just stick out!!

Can't see this becoming a trend, somehow ...

[CatAmongThePigeons]

Well, that's my nightmares planned for a while... Although it's a new take on the hockey mask and dungarees for Halloween

[Pumpkintopf]

Oh.My.Goodness. You can't take the thing off!!

Mask Removal

Do not try to take off the mask yourself, contact customer services if you want to have your mask removed. Our cell-blending glue adheres Uniface mask skin to human skin permanently that it can only be deactivated by our science team at our clinic. We offer free mask removal if you are not satisfied during the first month after purchase. If the mask or glue causes any discomfort such as itch or skin burn, contact us immediately and we will have your mask removed for free.

Single Service: $99

[MarshaBrady]

God almighty it's stuck on!

I watched Vanilla Sky the other night.. 'because for a minute there I thought you were talking about a fucking mask!'

[garlicbaguette]

Whaaaaaat????!!!!

It can't be real ... can it?

[Parmarella]

Duh, defo not real, nutters

[PacificDogwood]

Do they do one for blondes?

[Pumpkintopf]

That is very very scary and Stepford Wives-ish

[PacificDogwood]

Ahem.

Having now looked at the site, I think it is one of the most racist, misogynistic 'jokes' I've seen in a while.

[garlicbaguette]

It certainly strikes me as misogynist, Pacific, real or spoof.
I had kind of assumed it was meant for Japanese girls who do animé makeup, hence the reference to circle lenses.

It's just weird and horrid.

And strangely compelling.

[PacificDogwood]

Oh, I've never understood the Japanese Anime !

And what about that fashion for looking like doll-like Lolitas?
Like so

High nasal bridge - pffffft

[garlicbaguette]

I know, it's bonkers. People like me wish we had cute little, squishy noses and they want bony beaks!

Your photo shows why somebody thinks women might like wearing permanent silicon masks

Makes MN S&B look ever so adult, doesn't it!

[garlicbaguette]

Hogwash Check the chin!!

[Secretswitch]

Membrane is spelled incorrectly in their advert. I cannot believe for one second this is not some sick misogynist piss take.

[SundaySimmons]

Ffs it is a joke! A pisstake on the beauty industry. Not a joke on women.

This is why I am so glad to be an anti-feminist!

[garlicbaguette]

Nice to see that "anti-feminists" are still recognisable by the points whizzing over their heads.

Thanks for your valued input