So my twat boss has decided that staff have to dress in tennis gear at work whenever Andy Murray is playing. I've left it until the last minute as u thought it was some sort of grim joke, apparently it's not. If I was thin, young and gorgeous I would scour the charity shops for ironic tennis gear and look like an attractive yet amusingly ironic female tennis version of the 118 guys, unfortunately that isn't the case. I am broke and need it by tonight. I also work in an environment surrounded by pervy and mysoginist older men (pub) & am years older and dress sizes wider than the other women who work there, help!
I'm also completely skint. I was thinking wrist bands and a videos band thingy, sports direct?
And a white dress or skirt and £2 primark white tee, as long as I can wear the dress on holiday. Has anyone seen anything v cheap that I can grab today? I'd rather it wasn't too short, but I can always wear leggings if needed, but that would look pretty silly next to the acres of tanned young that will be on display from my colleagues.
I'm a 12-14 (more like a 14 at present), extremely fat legged 5ft7
Please help (apologies for length and hysteria of this post)
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DialsMavis · 26/06/2013 08:19
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