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Made me scream with laughter

(30 Posts)
justaboutchilledout Thu 22-Nov-12 06:35:42
mariammma Sun 25-Nov-12 00:30:05

Aaaah, this pdf is definitely going into ds's meetings file. Along with the "bag of shite, lies, and complete bollocks" post-it inspired by this thread.

Not quite got the guts to offer the SENCO a loan of this, sadly

2tirednot2fight Sat 24-Nov-12 14:32:58

Wish I had seen this before my recent IEP meeting, would have brightened the meeting up no end.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Sat 24-Nov-12 13:40:23

I think a visit to the SENCo is definitely in order then!

justaboutchilledout Sat 24-Nov-12 00:40:19

Yes absolutely Pelvic, you should definitely be invited to hte meeting!

signandsmile Fri 23-Nov-12 21:28:34

PMSL grin am now v v tempted. grin

bochead Fri 23-Nov-12 10:01:33

I've had "cheek" issues all my life. It's dangerous showing me summat like this just before my first annual review (and despite last year the darn statement needs amending already gggrr!)

I'm gonna read it before I go in to take the edge off my nerves.

auntevil Thu 22-Nov-12 22:51:12

Displaying ditties on the back of notes would work at any meeting.
Can you imagine sitting, po faced, with "the SENco sleeps with sheep" written on the back?
I just need to grow a pair to get the nerve to do at least 1 of these grin

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Thu 22-Nov-12 22:24:04

Wait, hold on..

You get invited to IEP meetings?? I just got 'presented' with it at parent's evening and asked to sign it sad

I may have to go and see the SENCO, even if it is only to invent some theories and display ditties on the back of my notes grin

coff33pot Thu 22-Nov-12 22:20:51

At the end, laugh your ass off and then say "Okay you guys, let's do the real one"

I had to read it again LOL and come dressed as William Wallace gave me an hilarious picture!

mrslaughan Thu 22-Nov-12 22:18:14

I am crying with laughter..... And will be thinking of it on Thursday and DS IEP review

justaboutchilledout Thu 22-Nov-12 22:16:55

hee hee

madwomanintheattic Thu 22-Nov-12 21:07:47

'you bitches be crazy'

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

I have one such meeting at 4pm.

I can't promise to follow the guide, but you can betcha I'll be thinking about it.

coff33pot Thu 22-Nov-12 20:44:48

listening ears.................................HAHAHAHAHAAAAAgrin

Oh that was great! so much I have bookmarked it lol for the down days.
Brilliant!

alison222 Thu 22-Nov-12 18:31:05

Will also try to learn to spell.....

alison222 Thu 22-Nov-12 18:30:49

ROFL grin. Will deifinitely be keeping all these in mind for my next meeting.

Ineedalife Thu 22-Nov-12 17:46:17

grin

EllenJaneisstillnotmyname Thu 22-Nov-12 17:37:40

You got me at the first one. Correct 'with autism' to 'autistic,' then correct 'autistic' to 'with autism.' grin

And 'listening ears!'

auntevil Thu 22-Nov-12 11:13:05

moose - our SENco is honest to a fault and would probably tell me that he'd never heard of it and could I explain it to him blush
Although, thinking on it, that could work in my advantage too grin

moosemama Thu 22-Nov-12 11:00:28

Justa, thank you for making me smile this morning - especially as that really isn't easy to do at the moment.

I have saved the page as a pdf ready to use some of those - ahem - strategies at the meeting I am currently dreading.

ProcrastinatingPanda - I think that's one of my favourites too - I know our SENCO would try and bluff that she was an expert of that particular theory. grin

bialystockandbloom Thu 22-Nov-12 10:17:39

Ha ha grin

Love Say "listening ears" whenever they're not listening to what you're saying.

I've got ds's IEP review coming up, am soooo tempted to try out the made-up theory of development one...

auntevil Thu 22-Nov-12 09:49:54

Why save it only for the IEP meeting, why not use it each time you have to meet with school.
Loved the laughing then asking for the real one. Also loved the 'So I'm hearing ....' finished with what you want to hear, not what they said.
Brilliant grin

Firsttimer7259 Thu 22-Nov-12 09:06:03

aaaaahhhhh that was goooood! Thanks

Dev9aug Thu 22-Nov-12 08:46:55

Flipping hillarious...grin brilliant.

Strongecoffeeismydrug Thu 22-Nov-12 08:46:05

Very funny,could you just imagine their facessmile

RinkyDinkyDoo Thu 22-Nov-12 08:26:57

Very good, some of them made me LOL! smile

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