Classic threads topic

[JustineMumsnet]

Many moons ago a Mumsnetter who shall remain nameless (on account of the fact that we've forgotten who it was ) came up with the very bright idea of a classic threads topic, to help preserve the most weird and wonderful of the musings in the Chat topic from the vortex of automated deletion. Well, not only did we think it a top idea, we even managed to distract Tech from his html code for long enough to convince him too...

So we're delighted to introduce, Mumsnet classics, and now all we need is something to put inside it. Let us know if there are any threads (with links please) that you think deserve to be preserved for posterity and we will duly consider their inclusion in our hall of fame. And as an added bonus for newbies and/or the nostalgic amongst you, Morningpaper promises each week to suck out the best bits from a classic thread and to include it in the Talk round up, which if for some extraordinary reason you haven't already, you should of course, sign up for here.
Love,
Mumsnet Towers

[RTKangaMummy]

DEFFO BRILL IDEA

[SaintGeorge]

Nice one


There are a few mentioned on this thread.

Please don't make me trawl through and find them all individually [pleading emoticon]

[BettySpaghetti]

ahem....cough....I think I might have mentioned it here.

Is this something I can put on my CV? The last 3 years are looking a bit sparse at the moment.

[MaureenMLove]

I think this oneprobably should be included!

[mamama]

Fab idea

[JustineMumsnet]

BettiSpaghetti of course! How could we forget. Put it down there girl - can seeing you breezing the interviews now .

[BettySpaghetti]

...and of course you could provide me with a glowing reference....

[SoupDragon]

Pirate Sex, obviously.

[mamama]

Poor UCM

[thomcat]

Oh good, another thread topic!

[theamazingshrinkingmummy]

I'm sorry but I found the entire bumsex thread both hilarious and educational (if not in a practical sense)

Who knew there was a use for leftover ginger from making cookies????

[theamazingshrinkingmummy]

Oh god yes UCM!!!

Bless.

[mamama]

You know the hair that grows around your bum hole

[RTKangaMummy]

what is the name of thread coddy and her problem with a lost tampon ?

or have I got it wrong in my dim memory?

[ChippyMinton]

hamster

i'm searching for kathyis6incheshigh thread

[theamazingshrinkingmummy]

Also Amateur Arse Surgery for Beginners

[mamama]

Did we ever find out who the amateur arse surgeon is?

[LittleBella]

This classic thread about jane's neighbour's cleaner had me helpless with larfter...

here

[Beetroot]

TC - is it those pregnancy hormones??

Didn't realise the immortal lines cam from CD

[mamama]

This has potential too: The cat's bollocks

[Gingerbear]

does my DD peeing in her pink patent kickers thread qualify??

[MrsBadger]

have you got if your name is linda you work in admin?
a modern classic

[ChippyMinton]

I can't find kathyis6incheshigh's borrowers thread Anyone else remember it?

[StripeyKnickersSpottySocks]

Amateur arse doctor should be on it.

[StealthPolarBear]

The one with the MNer who shagged her boss at a party, and I think she later married him - was fantastic!
I hope you realise now this topic is coming I'm not going to get any work done at all!