quote of week

[merryberry]

Sorry if i'm being pushy, i don't know how you get these. but for some mini-posterity i must highlight:

'My friend is called Susan because when her father got to the registry office he couldn't spell Jacqueline. Her mother wasn't too impressed.'

From www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=1375&threadid=327355&stamp=070522093207

[sauce]

Was he pissed or illiterate?

[suzywong]

I nominate TranquilaManana

"oh yes, dub dora fgs. and make her a calm british voice. Glaswegian or Bolton accent would be good..."

and make that fiesta trio a colliery brass band to go with it

[FluffyMummy123]

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[MamaG]

By Boco on Tue 26-Jun-07 12:31:52
School fetes.

Spend £27 on guessing weight of cakes and number of smarties in jars and magic squares and raffles and guess name of ugly teddy and bouncy castes.

Win nothing.

Come home with a dd2 with a black eye from being bounced on by a herd of year six boys on the bouncy castle, dd1 with an assortment of very small plastic tat, and a tin of marrowfat processed peas won on the tombola and all of us with early onset hypothermia and trench foot.

From this thread

[Furball]

just come on here to nominate it myself mamag

[MamaG]

[Nbg]

PMSL at Bocos

Thats a winner

[PrettyCandles]

Tiktok's Mary, or Merryberry's Susan.

[maryhad]

Funny one here about the smell of pubs after a smoking ban in scotland

By NoNoNoNo on Wed 27-Jun-07 14:56:50
the one really horrible thing about the smoking ban though, is how bad pubs can smell without a thick smog of cigarette smoke, and lots of matches being lit on a regular basis!

Seriously - pubs that used to have some intellectual cachet, flavoured by(admittedly carcinogenic)cigarette smoke now reek of last nights stale beer, Aldi floor cleaner, cheese and onion crisps and the beerfarts of the overweight gentleman standing behind your seat with his trousers just above your face level.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[Lucycat]

on the vital camping tips thread

from puppydavies-


sage advice i was given once - everything will be fine as long as you have enough cake. you can live off diet of cake, whiskey and coffee for months.


too right!

[themaskedposter]

lol cod

[Furball]

CodHun on Mon 02-Jul-07 16:08:57

reserach shows that speellign tests are not a GOOD way of elarnign spellgins

[MamaG]

By AlistairSim on Wed 04-Jul-07 22:03:52
Don't bother with the lingering, loving looks.

You are wasting your time.

I may be to pregnant to run away from your amorous advances but I can still stab you.

thread here

[AbbyMumsnet]

Suggestions needed for this week - asap please! (Forgot to bump this earlier!)

[LittleLupin]

no one has been funny enough

[EnidJane]

"Haychee is a bit mad"

Enid, today probably

[lionheart]

I like this from an exasperated Moo on the dogs and parks thread:

So now we've had dogs likened to thunder, broccoli and spiders ... none of which (to the best of my knowledge)

bound about in parks, leap up at small children, crap everywhere, oh...and can possibly rip your face off.

If they did, then I would think they should be on leads too.

[AbbyMumsnet]

V. funny. Any other nominations for this week?

[ggglimpopo]

I loved this one (not thsi week, though!); by Cutiecat on a thread about life after a baby/

[StressedEric]

This made me rofl on the Mozhe thread: Boco

" I am worrying about the waterskiing in maternity pads. They're so chunky, and a bit of water they'll swell up like a bloody loaf of sunblest"

[coddy]

the on on eh mozhe thread baout her au pair

[coddy]

"I personally have no idea how (even with nanny plus aupair) you cope with six children and a demanding career""