More options please Tech

[FrannyandZooey]

Can we have a "Without buying, selling and baby mogelling" button please?

A "Threads currently kicking off" button?

"Threads where someone has said "I agree with Franny" "?

A "Without HMC" button? ah, just kidding on that one of course, HMC, I love reading your rabid old nonsense really

and finally, a "Threads on which someone has posted something drunkenly which they will almost certainly get deleted in the morning"?

Thanks so much.

[Squarer]

I agree with Franny.

Does this mean that this thread will implode due to something that can only be explained by Quantum Physics?

[FrannyandZooey]

A "without sausage rolls" button?

[hunkermunker]

There's no point having an "I agree with Franny" button - it'd always say "No threads today, are you having a giraffe?!" wouldn't it?

Better would be a "Cor, that Hunker, wise as a wise thing, isn't she, and gorgeous to boot" button, I think.

[Squarer]

"without lentils" button

[harpsichordcarrier]

threads where custardi has posted after 1am on a weekend night.

[Squarer]

Well, surely the same would apply Hunker??

[harpsichordcarrier]

custardi?? custardo's Italian cousin natch.
will you lot stop being amusing please I am TRYING to work

[harpsichordcarrier]

"without lentils"

[hunkermunker]

Get on with your work, Harpsi.

I think there should be a button I could click so when Harpsi had work to do, it would make MN really dull (so only posts from Franny and Greeny and WB would show up or something).

[hunkermunker]

It's all quantum, isn't it, Squarer?

[FrannyandZooey]

"with extra lentils"

"with gherkins and a side order of fries"

[Squarer]

Quantum wasn't the word I was looking for

"without bullshit"

Hmmm. That would be pretty thin on the ground. In fact that would just leave posts in Wanted

[busybusybee]

Can I add in a request for a

"Ive been away from MN for a week and I want to catch up with all the gossip and argy bargys!!" button



linking me to all the latest with one easy click!

[lionheart]

Have to second that. I've been away for a week and I'm sure I've missed something.

[FrannyandZooey]

[WelshBoris]

"a without HMC" button


lmao

I want a

"moondog only" button please

[FrannyandZooey]

Moondog has not been very well, Boris, I thought of alerting you so you could go and mop her fevered brow



but remembered you were probably too busy shagging the arse off yer man

[WelshBoris]

talk about a clash of loyalties

[FrannyandZooey]

You need to tell him soon so he won't get a shock when you have to get up in the middle of the night "to check if Moondog's ok now"

[WelshBoris]

or call him moondog by mistake

[FrannyandZooey]

ROFL

[NotQuiteCockney]

You've already done it, haven't you? How did you explain it?

[WelshBoris]

Ive told him its my special name for him

[NotQuiteCockney]

Hmmm ... maybe that's how moondog got her name in the first place? I wonder who the original original moondog was?

[WelshBoris]

I just hope he never googles moondog