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[FrannyandZooey]

I think I must be a bit tired today, or else my glasses need cleaning, because I have had some corkers this morning.

The latest and greatest is

"FISHER PRICE DANCING BARSTARD"

[FrannyandZooey]

or even

"FISHER PRICE DANCING BASTARD"

[fullmoonfiend]

They should definitely make one of those

[southeastastra]