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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 15:00

Where is Olivia?

Is she having the twins?
Is she busy shopping for penis beakers?
Have I just not been paying attention and missed her Ahem-ming all over the place?

I'm sure I haven't seen someone else lately but I don't know who. Confused

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FruOla · 11/10/2013 15:31

Well, she ain't drinking gin .... that's for sure Grin

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 15:43

Ah yes! Pre twinnage I would have just presumed she was off drinking gin but obviously not.

Tis a mystery.

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RebeccaMumsnet · 11/10/2013 16:25

She's still here Grin but not for much longer Sad although hopefully she'll be back Grin

She's working tonight as it happens....

She looks utterly blooming gorgeous too, but do be nice, those twins are rather wiggly.

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 17:32

You made her do Friday night after beakergate?

That's just mean!

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IamtheZombie · 11/10/2013 17:35

Zombie loves your hoverer, Rebecca.

(Zombie still pictures Marilyn Monroe when she sees your name...)

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 11/10/2013 17:36

I've promised her brand and banal tonight. Yus, that's Banal..

I hope all those ilk are rabbled out after that webchat.

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 18:03

What webchat? What did I miss?

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FruOla · 11/10/2013 19:25

Yes, Olivia is here, now - she's got her finger hovering over the Red Delete Button as we speak Grin

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 19:43

Linky?

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FruOla · 11/10/2013 19:49

She's deleted it now - nothing spectacular at all, it just looked like a journo looking for free information from anyone minded to answer. The (few) replies were essentially all F-off Grin

But she's talking about Cumberland sausage now - well, after all, she is 'eating for three' Wink

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HoneyDragon · 11/10/2013 19:50

Rebecca are you still here? Because I have a minor yet majorly entitled problem I was going to start a thread about but I don't want to bother the Big O. Thanks

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 20:04

Thanks FruOla. I found her after you mentioned Cumberland Sausage. Grin

I'm intrigued by your minor yet majorly entitled problem, Honey.

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WestmorlandSausage · 11/10/2013 20:23

WESTMORLAND SAUSAGE!!!

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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/10/2013 20:24

I am here
Not for too much longer in an official capacity. Sad But I'll be about and

don't worry, we will update y'all when the twins arrive - hopefully not for a fair while yet (though am 28 weeks and have a fullterm singleton sized bump Shock)


In the meantime please feel free to add your suggestions to my name threadGrin

Honey- mail us, do.

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 20:47

All that searching and I would have found you breaking up a bun fight on a Christmas shopping thread of all places. Shock

I will have a think about twin names. I can only remember 2 sets but their names have gone from my memory. I'm guessing you don't want unmemorable names.

What is all this Westmorland Sausage business?

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WestmorlandSausage · 11/10/2013 20:57

Sausages are good. As is Westmorland.... any other questions?

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 21:07

Do I need to don a tin hat if I ask the following question:

Are Cumberland and Westmorland sausages the same thing?

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WestmorlandSausage · 11/10/2013 21:09

a westmorland is slightly more herby/spicy. they both have the same 'girth'

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WestmorlandSausage · 11/10/2013 21:10

what most people think is a cumberland sausage would now be classed as a westmorland sausage. Both tend to come in 'rings' rather than 'links'

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HoneyDragon · 11/10/2013 21:11

It's ok I can say here and satisfy Pete's curiosity

Erm is anyone in HQ using a signed Mary Berry autobiography as a gin coaster? Only I won it after the web chat and my mum wants to read it. Grin

Oh do visit us Olivia, we will all shamelessly virtually sniff their heads when they arrive Smile Thanks

No Sad face over your mat leave either you'll need the rest xx

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ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee · 11/10/2013 21:14

How much longer do you think you'll be working for Olivia - are we talking days or weeks? Are you OK - other than the sexy waddle?

Breaking up a Christmas Shopping thread? FGS some posters could fall out with themselves in a phone box! Grin

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2013 21:17

See, I learn new things all the time on Mumsnet. I'd never heard of Westmorland before tonight, let alone knew there was a sausage.

Virtual baby head sniffing.

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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/10/2013 21:23

@HoneyDragon

It's ok I can say here and satisfy Pete's curiosity

Erm is anyone in HQ using a signed Mary Berry autobiography as a gin coaster? Only I won it after the web chat and my mum wants to read it. Grin

Oh do visit us Olivia, we will all shamelessly virtually sniff their heads when they arrive Smile Thanks

No Sad face over your mat leave either you'll need the rest xx


I will find out about the Mary Berry book but can't check personally as -am too fat to fit in the door at hq exaggerates for comic effect
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TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet · 11/10/2013 21:24

@ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee

How much longer do you think you'll be working for Olivia - are we talking days or weeks? Are you OK - other than the sexy waddle?

Grin


Couple more weeks and yes holding up but around a bit less as am doing lots of resting up.
Waddle is something else.
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NoComet · 11/10/2013 21:35

Sympathy for the term bump at 28 weeks.
DF (who's twins went to term and were bigger than my singletons) ended up with just one maternity too that fitted.

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