Ahem!

(52 Posts)

Where is Olivia?

Is she having the twins?
Is she busy shopping for penis beakers?
Have I just not been paying attention and missed her Ahem-ming all over the place?

I'm sure I haven't seen someone else lately but I don't know who. confused

FruOla Fri 11-Oct-13 15:31:51

Well, she ain't drinking gin .... that's for sure grin

Ah yes! Pre twinnage I would have just presumed she was off drinking gin but obviously not.

Tis a mystery.

<strokes chin in mysterious way>

RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 16:25:27

She's still here grin but not for much longer sad although hopefully she'll be back grin

She's working tonight as it happens....

She looks utterly blooming gorgeous too, but do be nice, those twins are rather wiggly.

You made her do Friday night after beakergate?

That's just mean!

IamtheZombie Fri 11-Oct-13 17:35:23

Zombie loves your hoverer, Rebecca.

(Zombie still pictures Marilyn Monroe when she sees your name...)

I've promised her brand and banal tonight. Yus, that's Banal..

I hope all those ilk are rabbled out after that webchat.

What webchat? What did I miss?

FruOla Fri 11-Oct-13 19:25:07

Yes, Olivia is here, now - she's got her finger hovering over the Red Delete Button as we speak grin

Linky?

FruOla Fri 11-Oct-13 19:49:05

She's deleted it now - nothing spectacular at all, it just looked like a journo looking for free information from anyone minded to answer. The (few) replies were essentially all F-off grin

But she's talking about Cumberland sausage now - well, after all, she is 'eating for three' wink

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 19:50:49

Rebecca are you still here? Because I have a minor yet majorly entitled problem I was going to start a thread about but I don't want to bother the Big O. thanks

Thanks FruOla. I found her after you mentioned Cumberland Sausage. grin

I'm intrigued by your minor yet majorly entitled problem, Honey.

WESTMORLAND SAUSAGE!!!

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 20:24:05

I am here
Not for too much longer in an official capacity. sad But I'll be about and

don't worry, we will update y'all when the twins arrive - hopefully not for a fair while yet (though am 28 weeks and have a fullterm singleton sized bump shock)

In the meantime please feel free to add your suggestions to my name threadgrin

Honey- mail us, do.

All that searching and I would have found you breaking up a bun fight on a Christmas shopping thread of all places. shock

I will have a think about twin names. I can only remember 2 sets but their names have gone from my memory. I'm guessing you don't want unmemorable names.

What is all this Westmorland Sausage business?

Sausages are good. As is Westmorland.... any other questions?

Do I need to don a tin hat if I ask the following question:

Are Cumberland and Westmorland sausages the same thing?

a westmorland is slightly more herby/spicy. they both have the same 'girth'

what most people think is a cumberland sausage would now be classed as a westmorland sausage. Both tend to come in 'rings' rather than 'links'

HoneyDragon Fri 11-Oct-13 21:11:18

It's ok I can say here and satisfy Pete's curiosity

Erm is anyone in HQ using a signed Mary Berry autobiography as a gin coaster? Only I won it after the web chat and my mum wants to read it. grin

Oh do visit us Olivia, we will all shamelessly virtually sniff their heads when they arrive smile thanks

No sad face over your mat leave either you'll need the rest xx

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee Fri 11-Oct-13 21:14:19

How much longer do you think you'll be working for Olivia - are we talking days or weeks? Are you OK - other than the sexy waddle?

Breaking up a Christmas Shopping thread? FGS some posters could fall out with themselves in a phone box! grin

See, I learn new things all the time on Mumsnet. I'd never heard of Westmorland before tonight, let alone knew there was a sausage.

Virtual baby head sniffing. <sigh>

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 21:23:10

HoneyDragon

It's ok I can say here and satisfy Pete's curiosity

Erm is anyone in HQ using a signed Mary Berry autobiography as a gin coaster? Only I won it after the web chat and my mum wants to read it. grin

Oh do visit us Olivia, we will all shamelessly virtually sniff their heads when they arrive smile thanks

No sad face over your mat leave either you'll need the rest xx

I will find out about the Mary Berry book but can't check personally as -am too fat to fit in the door at hq exaggerates for comic effect

TheOnlyOliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 11-Oct-13 21:24:00

ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee

How much longer do you think you'll be working for Olivia - are we talking days or weeks? Are you OK - other than the sexy waddle?

grin

Couple more weeks and yes holding up but around a bit less as am doing lots of resting up.
Waddle is something else.

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