I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

(103 Posts)
Tee2072 Sat 03-Aug-13 17:47:35

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

BIWI Wed 14-Aug-13 21:57:44

Aw, Helen sad

I will be in Brighton tomorrow, returning DS1 to university.

Please have a large, virtual gin on me

flowers
xxx

UnitedZingDom Wed 14-Aug-13 19:01:27

well as a leaving present, please, please can you create a cake emoticon, please?

[cake]

you can't have a party party without [cake]

WorraLiberty Wed 14-Aug-13 10:51:10

Aww sorry to hear you're leaving sad

But good luck in whatever you're going to do thanks

RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 14-Aug-13 10:39:21

MmeLindor

So when is this leaving party, then?

[readies gin supplies]

It is the End of an Era.

[sad music]

Tomorrow is D-day sad

MmeLindor Wed 14-Aug-13 10:01:21

So when is this leaving party, then?

[readies gin supplies]

It is the End of an Era.

[sad music]

Waves now in case I forget.

<old>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 13-Aug-13 23:07:33

Arf at village bobby!

Hassled Tue 13-Aug-13 23:01:27

Oh what a shame - you will be missed, Helen. I've always loved your "Evening all, what's all this then?" approach - I imagine you rocking back on your heels like the friendly village bobby you should have been grin.

Really hope your future plans work out well you - and thank you for all the firefighting.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 13-Aug-13 22:57:42

Thanks everyone. Last day on Thurs sad

Hope you'll all come and wave me goodbye...

NetworkGuy Tue 13-Aug-13 22:56:30

(Just knew I should have hit 'Show all messages' before typing...)

Ah well, good luck with new bigger gin budget challenge...

NetworkGuy Tue 13-Aug-13 22:53:12

Good luck for the future, whatever the reason for your departure.

Don't forget to join in a personal capacity to say Hello sometime...

TheDoctrineOfJetlag Tue 13-Aug-13 22:33:10

Good luck Helen thanks

Whaaaa? Fgs I turn my back for five minutes....

BIWI Thu 08-Aug-13 18:07:04

She hasn't been around for a while - I was perturbed enough to do an advanced search blush

SoupDragon Thu 08-Aug-13 18:06:13

But didn't she then flounce again, albeit for the summer only?

Fenton flounced ages ago, but she is back <soothes Biwi's brow>

BIWI Thu 08-Aug-13 17:17:36

Woah! <scrolls back through thread>

Fenton has flounced? When did that happen? Why?!

<suspicious>

There isn't a Moldies 2 is there, that Helen is going off to run?

BIWI Thu 08-Aug-13 17:12:02

Gin. I can do gin!

I do hope the party invites are coming out shortly? Otherwise a whole load of gin-soaked feminazi harpies (that's what we're called, isn't it?) will descend on Mumsnet Towers to make our own party!

...said the actress to the vicar.

ArtexMonkey Thu 08-Aug-13 17:06:37

That is one massive cock grin

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 08-Aug-13 16:48:56

SconeInSixtySeconds

No! I am in shock

You have always been scrupulously bribeable with gin fair and I shall miss you sad

Aw, thank you.

Still time for gin...

No! I am in shock

You have always been scrupulously bribeable with gin fair and I shall miss you sad

BOF, wasn't me! <good girl>

Poledra Tue 06-Aug-13 10:26:25

"And, though I'm achingly sad to leave, it's a new challenge. And you don't get many of them at my age"

Fuxsake. Some days it's a challenge to get my arse out the chair without going 'ooof!' I am constantly challenged, constantly I tells ya!grin

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 06-Aug-13 10:13:41

BOF

Who blabbed? shock

We should definitely have a big party thread for you. I have to warn you that I will get drunk and start flashing round cock pictures...

The real reason you are going, I presume, is a desperate attempt to slash the gin budget. With your departure, and Olivia off the juice, I've been told that Justine can now afford to scrap the site adverts grin.

Seriously, you will be greatly missed. Being ticked off by you always gave me an inappropriate frission sad

Gah! Rumbled re gin budget.

Party thread sounds hilarious!

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