I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

(103 Posts)
Tee2072 Sat 03-Aug-13 17:47:35

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 11:02:16

Aw, Tee. <shakes feet slightly>

Yes, I am leaving - it's true.

But not for ten days or so yet.

It's all a bit sad. I shall miss you all except the trolls more than I can say.

BellaVita Mon 05-Aug-13 11:06:24

sad

deemented Mon 05-Aug-13 11:08:20

sad

Can we have a leaving party?

MrsWolowitz Mon 05-Aug-13 11:10:27

No! sad

Why?

Where are you going that could possibly be better than this? <mind boggles>

Poledra Mon 05-Aug-13 11:16:59

Well, FINE! If we're not good enough for you, off you go then, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out etc.

<huffs off>

Poledra Mon 05-Aug-13 11:17:27

Anyway, I HATE you! <channels 9-yo DD>

deemented Mon 05-Aug-13 11:17:46

Please tell us that you aren't deflecting to gasp <whispers> Nethuns?

RandallPinkFloyd Mon 05-Aug-13 11:19:20

Good luck with whatever it is you're moving on to thanks

ParsingFancy Mon 05-Aug-13 11:20:26

Nooooooo!

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 11:21:01

Poledra

Well, FINE! If we're not good enough for you, off you go then, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out etc.

<huffs off>

shock

<cries>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 11:21:29

deemented

sad

Can we have a leaving party?

Now you're talking!

MavisGrind Mon 05-Aug-13 11:22:48

Is this, like, the ultimate flounce..? grin

ParsingFancy Mon 05-Aug-13 11:27:11

<pulls self together>

Good luck with whatever you do next. Hope it's fab.thanks

Fiderer Mon 05-Aug-13 12:01:21

Blimey. A new Doctor and Helen leaving the Towers.

<eyes universe with suspicion>

No worries about your leaving present though.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 12:04:05

Fiderer

Blimey. A new Doctor and Helen leaving the Towers.

<eyes universe with suspicion>

No worries about your leaving present though.

Gah! You got me.

I am, of course, the Doctor's new assistant. <spring cleans Tardis>

Pan Mon 05-Aug-13 12:13:41

But, but.....I'll need a new key-worker!

PedantMarina Mon 05-Aug-13 12:23:46

Can I have your job?

Damn, I'm ruthless!

mrsdinklage Mon 05-Aug-13 12:25:36

Tee - are you bugging HQ ?

Tee2072 Mon 05-Aug-13 12:26:33

NO!

Ah well, I hope wherever you're off to you have good luck there.

We will miss you.

[gin] flowers [cake]

Tortoiseonthehalfshell Mon 05-Aug-13 12:29:39

Helen's leaving. Olivia's going off on maternity leave.

Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.

Is there an opening, then?

Tee2072 Mon 05-Aug-13 12:30:40

Not me MrsD. It was mentioned on another thread.

We have 3 or 4 months until Olivia leaves, Tortoise.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 12:38:14

mrsdinklage

Tee - are you bugging HQ ?

We did wonder... wink

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 05-Aug-13 12:43:09

Tortoiseonthehalfshell

Helen's leaving. Olivia's going off on maternity leave.

Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.

--Is there an opening, then?--

"mere trolling is loosed upon Mumsnet" wink

(except we are totally kick ass without Helen and will be fine and we're not sobbing about her leaving or nuffink)

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