We need a 'Cool the fuck down' smiley. Can we have an [icecream] please?

[MmeLindor]

Or as SarahandFuck suggested a cocktail with an umbrella and lots of ice.

It is too hot for and (unless the wine is white)

[exoticfruits]

Pretty please........
We need it this weather!

[JollyHolidayGiant]

Please? Ice cream or an ice lolly would be particularly good for those of us who are pregnant. Or a paddling pool.

[SarahAndFuck]

Yes please, a cool smiley would be lovely.

Perhaps we could have a penguin standing in a paddling pool eating ice-cream and sipping a cocktail with ice and an umbrella.

That would be cool.

[AtYourCervix]

[Pimms]

[G&T]

[Mojito]

[99]

[69]for fridays.

[AtYourCervix]

[LEVEL 3 HEATWAVE ALERT]

[GoofyIsACow]

Yes to this... Oh and while we are at it can i have a ticker...

[MmeLindor]

I like [LEVEL 3 HEATWAVE ALERT]

It would look like this, I think

[AtYourCervix]

Or this

[MmeLindor]

That is [british suntan emoticon] surely

[CatsAndTheirPizza]

While tech is fiddling around with the innards of M'net, a 'like' button for individual posts would be nice

[KateSMumsnet]

Guys, this is CLEARLY sangria.

And then it magically changes to mulled wine in the winter. It really is a marvelously adaptive drink