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The official what's happening about the spammers thread. MNHQ will only post on this one for the time being (sorry, not being hoity; it's just to save time)

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HelenMumsnet · 03/03/2013 15:11

Afternoon.

We are currently mopping up after close on 100 (and that's just the last count) spammers posted all over our boards last night and this morning.

Thank you for all your reports. We hope you'll understand that we're not going to reply to them. Please take it as read that we're really grateful.

IMPORTANT: we think we have tabs on pretty much all of the spammers now, so (even if we haven't deleted them all yet) so there is no need to report any more. In fact, any more reports and our system might keel over!

Once we can see the wood for the trees, we'll post again and ask you to report any remaining spam posts we might have missed.

Please bear with us. We are getting there.

Any Qs, do post em here and we'll do our best to answer you.

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OliviaAllOverTheSpamMumsnet · 03/03/2013 15:13

@HelenMumsnet


Any Qs, do post em here and we'll do our best to answer you.

Do we have any more gin?
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crazynanna · 03/03/2013 15:13

Bunch of twats.

Spammers...not MNHQ Blush

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PlentyOfPubeGardens · 03/03/2013 15:14

ThanksBrewWineGin

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HelenMumsnet · 03/03/2013 15:14
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HecateWhoopass · 03/03/2013 15:17

Helen - can you please check my request urgently. i reported a post i made. it's so urgent. If you can put it to the top of your queue I will shower you with lindt bunnies for the rest of your life.

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HelenMumsnet · 03/03/2013 15:18

@HecateWhoopass

Helen - can you please check my request urgently. i reported a post i made. it's so urgent. If you can put it to the top of your queue I will shower you with lindt bunnies for the rest of your life.


Can you give me a rough idea of what time that was, Hecate?
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GlaikitFizzog · 03/03/2013 15:18

I have a link for you to watch that online Helen.

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HecateWhoopass · 03/03/2013 15:19

about a few minutes ago. can i pm you with a link?

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GlaikitFizzog · 03/03/2013 15:19

Crap, as I posted that my sky froze! I may actually need to watch it online! (Sky go btw, not spammy mcspammerson links)

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crazynanna · 03/03/2013 15:20

Don't worry Helen,we will wup their asses..Tottenham and the spammers Wink

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Astelia · 03/03/2013 15:21

Glaikit Grin

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OliviaAllOverTheSpamMumsnet · 03/03/2013 15:24

@GlaikitFizzog

I have a link for you to watch that online Helen.


Grin
Gin
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GlaikitFizzog · 03/03/2013 15:26

It's fixed! Switched off a d on! Jamie is back!!

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HelenMumsnet · 03/03/2013 15:27

@GlaikitFizzog

I have a link for you to watch that online Helen.


NOT FUNNY Grin
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lougle · 03/03/2013 15:30

Well done team MNHQ - comfort yourselves with the knowledge that to enjoy spamming MN the spammers must have brains

.< that big.

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Tiredmumno1 · 03/03/2013 15:48
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JambalayaCodfishPie · 03/03/2013 16:12

DP says to inform you that you're not missing much Helen. Grin

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GlaikitFizzog · 03/03/2013 16:39

um Helen, what side of north London to you dress to??

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ClayDavis · 03/03/2013 16:42

Well, it's got more interesting now

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RustyBear · 03/03/2013 16:42

She's a gooner, I believe, Glaikit - in which case she may be happy not to be watching - Tottenham are now 1-0 up.

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ClayDavis · 03/03/2013 16:43

2-0 up now

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RustyBear · 03/03/2013 16:44

Not Helen's happiest day, then...

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GlaikitFizzog · 03/03/2013 16:44

ice and a slice??

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ClayDavis · 03/03/2013 16:46

It may get better for Helen. As a life long Spurs supporter I know its entirely possible to lose 5-2 from this point.

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HelenMumsnet · 03/03/2013 16:47

Sad Sad Sad

Think I may need something stronger...

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