Emoticons

[FellatioNelson]

I'd like a grip please. A hair grip. Many people are often in need of a grip on Mumsnet.

A bottle of ketchup would be nice as well, for all those who need it for their chips.

Thank you for your kind consideration.

Your sincerely

F. Nelson.

[Sailormercury]

Can I add a facepalm one to your list and also head desk?

[ThreeBeeOneGee]

please. Not for me of course, to offer to those in need of it.