Why does he not want to??? I thought it was everyman's fantasy...........BUM SEX!!!!

[reallyfatcow]

I've begged my dp over and over to partake in anal expeditions but he refuses flatly and says it's wrong!!!!
How can I persuade him it's RIGHT?????

[CountessDracula]

oh god
you are such a crap troll

[nailpolish]

he doesnt want his knob covered in shit

next question

[ShowOfHands]

My dh would rather eat a live tarantula and its entire extended family than put that there.

[forevercleaning]

reallyfatcow if i were you i would remove the pictures of your beautiful dc's before you post on this subject again.

[bobsyouruncle]

pmsl

[TrinityLovesHerVampireRhino]

roffle

noone told me it was friday night is what I thought when I saw that title

now I'm just thinking

oh christ, school kids again

showofhands, that made me snort

[wessexgirl]

Can't say I blame him. Trolls have such hairy arses.

[reallyfatcow]

but my ex partner loved it and i have grown to love it too!!! It's GREAT!!!!! what is a troll??? cos if it's someone who likes it up the trumper then yeah i sure am!!!

[TracksuitLover]

What is it that makes you want this?

[nailpolish]

get yourself a dildo and do it with that

[GylesBandwidth]

Erm.... reallyfatcow, you don't appear to be on the Bumsex Rota.
It's someone else's turn this week.

[reallyfatcow]

oh forgot about my pics lmfao!!!!...better not do that cos he'll have nowhere to park it!! pmsl instead

[TrinityLovesHerVampireRhino]

you have a profile
hmm so maybe you are real

or just a vfery thorough troll

hmm if you are for real then sheeesh get over it
you can't force him

he doesn't want to
and quit saying stupid things like
I thought it was every mans dream

[TracksuitLover]

I'd be worried it would make me anally incontinent the more I did it

[CountessDracula]

No it's someone who gratuitously over-uses exclamation marks

[ruddynoraaaaaaggggggghhhhh]

maybe stop begging and just flip yourself over anytime he goes for your fanjo.

[GylesBandwidth]

I see you are into "gerdening and stuff".
Is that related to your OP?

[CountessDracula]

uphill gardening is that?

[forevercleaning]

yeah digging deep in all that soft brown muck - pmsl

[FimboGotAxed]

I presume this is a follow on to your last two posts on this thread.

What a funny little thing you are.....{hmm]

[reallyfatcow]

yes mainly uphill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they were for the dracule btw hehe.
i dunno why i like and i'm almost anally incontinent anyway since severe trauma during birth of dd2 so thats not a worry.
i used to think the idea was horrendous but if you time it right and watch you eat before hand it can very sensual.

[expatinscotland]

Did anyone ever see that episode of 'Embarrassing Illnesses' when that minger lady went in and said, 'I have piles' when actually she was covered in anal warts?

Grrrooooossssssss.

[reallyfatcow]

That was me!!!! i got them from bum sex pmsl!!!

[CountessDracula]

Why would anyone want to shag someone up the ar$e who was anally incontinent?

[poshbloodencrustedwellies]

Oh, this gets better and better