So, you are banished to a desert island. You may take 5 men with you ........ to while away those long tropical days and nights

[suzywong]

.... I know this has been done umpteen times before but indulge me. Who would you take and why

I would take:

1. My boyfriend Johnny Depp -allroudn entertainer and mind-taker-offerer
   
2. Dave Grohl - musical accompaniement and he f*&in ROCKS
   
3. Anthony Bourdain - cooks up a storma likes an after dinner port and cigar
   
4. Dom Joly or Jack Dee, can't really call it - I like a laugh
   
5. Extraordinarily fit and lithe and young surfer I happened to catch out of the corner of my eye at the beach today while I was making sandcastles with the FBs and he was getting out of his wetsuit - eye-candy and may be usefull in fashioning bivouacs and shimmying up coconut trees.
   
   
   
   and yours?

[tiredemma]

1. peter kay- to make me laugh

2. Gordon Ramsey- to cook my fodder
3. james morrison- to sing to me
4.johnny depp/ 5. kelly jones from stereophonics - tomake love to on alternate nights

[runawayquickly]

Village People

[oliveoil]

Bond man, can't remember his name, him anyway

I will take your chef and Dom Joly as well suzy

erm

will think of other 2

[Carnoodleusfudge]

runaway!

I would have

1. Johnny Depp - obviously
   
2. Bear Grylls to find my food
   
3. Eddie Izzard - we could laugh and talk make up
   
4. Andrew Marr for intellectual conversation
   
5. Bryan Ferry to sing to me

[GroaningGameGirly]

Can't I just take DH? I'd love some time alone with him on a desert island, honest I would.

[oliveoil]

Gok Wan

he could fashion clothes out of leaves and stuff

[GroaningGameGirly]

Oh, and could we please go to desSert island??

[suzywong]

oh this is good


No you cant' take dh
not unless you post a pic of him and thereby throw him to the she-wolves that are MN, the men you take must be in the Public Domain.

YOu do know Kelly Jones is very very very short, don't you tiredmamma. What are Stereophonics up to now? Is there a Greatest Hits out?

OO, you can get your thieving Manc hands off Anthony Bourdain. OK?

[suzywong]

sod right off with your spelling pedancy it's wine o'clock'

you can bring Gok thingy if you want but you must admit he looks like Cliff Richard.

[tiredemma]

I only realised a few weeks ago that he is only about 5' 5"- really short- but he is so handsome ( and his height wont matter much lying down ) - plus im only 5' so could just about cope with his vertically challenged frame.

They have a new album out (Pull the Pin) and are touring this autumn. I love them

[MillieMummy]

David Tenant
Gordon Ramsey
Robbie Williams
Tim Roth
Julian McMahon

Just thinking about the five of them has made my afternoon ......

[oliveoil]

can somone remember the name of the recent Bond please before I go mad?

thanks

[allgonebellyup]

1. david beckham - to have sex with
   
2. paul nicholls - to have sex with
   
3. james murray (cutting it) - to have sex with
   
4. damon albarn - to have sex with
   
   
   you get the gist..

[castlesintheair]

oo - Daniel Craig

[peachypie]

Tired Emma - these are exactly the same as what I was thinking apart from Kelly jones!

Peter Kay - This guy would have me rolling on the floor when...
Johnny Depp - would take advantage of my position, whilst...
James Morrison - Sang to me and...
Gordon Ramsey - was cooking up some delicious dinner using cocunuts and seafood that...
Ray Mears had foraged for and caught.

if only

[GroaningGameGirly]

Was that to me, Suzy ? In which case, my spelling is dodgy (and I can't be bothered to check which is which!). What I meant was please could we go to an island with lots of puddings!!

[suzywong]

is it good, tiredmamma?
I saw them at ebbr vale rugby club in summer of 96 just before they got signed ... ah happydays, took my first acid tab too that night.

Anyway, he does have magnificent eyebrows, close up.


Daniel bloody Craig, OO

[oliveoil]

Daniel Craig

thank you

oh yes indeedy

[bigwombat]

Sean Bean
Kiefer Sutherland
Like the idea of Eddie Izzard for laughs
Dp although I see it's not allowed and he might be a bit jealous of the above!
Stuck for number 5...

[GroaningGameGirly]

Ok, if not DH (I won't post a pic - you'd only be disappointed!):

Bear Grylls (sex on legs and jolly good at the survival thing)
Johnny Depp (for the naughty sex)
James Martin (for the food)
David Tennant (for sensitive, caring sort of sex)
Orlando Bloom (so I can teach him how to have sex)

[Carnoodleusfudge]

Keifer is a thought...

[suzywong]

actually, he shouldn't be attractive at all
separately his features are all minging: thin lips, bent nose, heavy brows, short neck. But as a total package, well I wouldnt' kick him out of bed for eating digestives


tell me, is it very, very wrong to have 2/3 s of a bottle of red on wednesday night?


I am liking Village People, runawayquickly you are very sharp

[GroaningGameGirly]

Depends whether or not you're pregnant, Suzy

[expatinscotland]

1. Johnny Depp

2. Daniel Craig
3. Hugh Laurie
4. Goran Visnijc
5. Jet Li

ALL of them to have sex with. Who cares about all that talk and music and blah blah blah when you're surrounded by hot blokes to shag?

[oliveoil]

gerroof Daniel