I'm over my ex, we split last century , my daughter has been asking about my old boyfriends recently and about dad's old girlfriends. So they've been a recent topic.
His massive, I mean HUUUUUUGE porn stash. I got rid of it one day while he was in work. This was years before people just looked at it online.
They way when we ate out he would order his meal in song (well that's what it sounded like to me) with a long flourishing "pleeeeeeaaaaaase" at the end. He would also sing read the whole item out to the waiter/waitress. So, instead of saying "I'll have the scampi please" he'd sing say "fresh caught, North Sea scampi, coated in a crisp breadcrumb, deep fried to perfection, served with hand cut chips and peas and coleslaw on the side, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeeee"...read straight from the menu. If we went somewhere with long descriptions I'd start cringing with embarrassment even before the server arrived at the table. What a dick.
His hair ginger hands.
There's loads more, I'd be here all day if I started.