Seamen in his boxer shorts?

[Mumtobenovember]

I'm heavily pregnant and me and dp have been arguing and we haven't really been intimate he's being a dick basically- I just went into the bathroom and his boxers are on the floor he just took them off and had a shower after being at the gym and they have a white stain in about the size of a 50p is this normal? Do men get discharge?!! I don't want to kick off over a bit of knob discharge

[ilovepowerhoop]

Seamen??

Yes they can get discharge especially if they are sweaty after the gym.

[ouryve]

I would be asking questions if I found seamen on my bathroom floor and tell hem to sod off elsewhere.

Maybe he's just had a wank, though. Or are other things worrying you?

[ilovepowerhoop]

the size of a 50p though! - couldnt have been a good wank!!

[ouryve]

He could have put it away wet.

[MyChildDoesntNeedSleep]

Seamen?! How big are his bloody boxer shorts?!

[headlesslambrini]

Why are you inspecting his boxers? Why are you picking them up?

Why do you feel that you need to kick off even if it was?

[Vitalstatistix]

what are you thinking it means?

[TomatoSorbetWoman]

Captain Birdseye? In his pants?

[SchroSawMargeryDaw]

:o This thread has made me howl...

OP, what would it matter? Either it's discharge or he has had a wank, surely both are okay, why would you kick off?

And who inspects boxers!?

[HeySoulSister]

You are heavily pregnant and wasted effort bending down to pick them up off the floor??

You did that for a reason...

[3stripesandout]

Sorry OP but fab typo!

Probably had a wank, or boner and pre cum.

[rollonthesummer]

That is the best typo'd thread title I have ever seen!! Sorry, OP. I really wouldn't worry though-does it matter?

[DiaDuit]

I'm confused. would you be kicking off that he left his knickers on the floor or that he'd been wanking?

[LuluJakey1]

How many seamen were there in there? If it was just the one, I could put up with it but if it was a boatload I would be chucking them out of my bathroom. Do you have a big bathroom by the way?

[CatFaceCrayola]

Lolz

[WiggleGinger]

Why would you kick off??
What do you think had happened??
I agree with PP its either discharge or he's a a crafty one, which by the sounds of the situation is his only chance for 'relief'. Both would be fine, surely?

[Sinfandel]

Seamen plural, lulu !
I'd be putting my foot down to get rid of them all, irrespective of bathroom size.

[DiaDuit]

'japseye'? really?

[LegArmpits]

I'm dying.

[SevenZarkSeven]

Was it master bates and seaman staines?

(I was very disappointed to discover those characters weren't actually in captain pugwash )

[MadeMan]

Maybe he got a boner whilst riding on the cycling machine and got over excited with it rubbing against his upper thigh.

[Charley50]

Seaman Stains and Master Bates.. I've been waiting years for a retro Captain Pugwash thread in the relationships board.

[Sinfandel]

And seriously I'm not sure if the issue is that he left the boxers on the floor, or that OP minds that he's had a wank?

[Charley50]

Come again?