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can you just ask someone for sex?

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secretsatan · 11/11/2013 22:45

If you suspect that someone fancies you, how wrong is it to just ask them if they'd like some sex?

I'm not up for a relationship at all. But I'd really like some sex.

I don't think subtle is going to work. Or at least it will take too long. Or they might think I want to go out with them.

remind me how this works. It's been a while.

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YoureBeingASillyBilly · 11/11/2013 22:47

Are you both single for starters? Grin

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SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 11/11/2013 22:47

You been like a FWB situation? I don't even no how mine started so no idea. It was a long time ago though.

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SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 11/11/2013 22:48

You could shout across a crowd 'Yo/Oi, wanna bang?'

Grin

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YoureBeingASillyBilly · 11/11/2013 22:50

Grin

But you have to mime hip thrusting while you do it.

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picnicbasketcase · 11/11/2013 22:51

Absolutely. 'Sex me up, buttercup' usually works.

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BOF · 11/11/2013 22:51

I think it's widely regarded as a bit of a social faux pas.

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MistAllChuckingFrighty · 11/11/2013 22:52

Could you try making a round hole with one hand and poke your finger through it, whilst winking and licking your lips ?

Worth a pop ?

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SoleSorceress · 11/11/2013 22:53

Open your legs, show him your foof!

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secretsatan · 11/11/2013 22:55

ROFL I'll work on the thrusting.

No "would you be interested in coming over for a night of drinking and activities up to and possibly including recreational sex?"...

that's not how you do it huh?

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SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 11/11/2013 22:56

Or sing 'lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me' at them

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SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 11/11/2013 22:57

Straight to the point might work. I was giving you subtle suggestions obviously

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SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 11/11/2013 22:57

Save some words and say:

'wanna get pissed and shag?'

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secretsatan · 11/11/2013 22:58

SoulSource it's not summer anymore, but I'll put that one in the 'Car Park' for later.

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BillyBanter · 11/11/2013 22:59

just say 'Grab your coat, love. You've pulled'

Depends how you normally interact with each other.

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scaevola · 11/11/2013 22:59

Is it a friend or a random?

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secretsatan · 11/11/2013 23:01

Acquaintance. And yes, single :)

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secretsatan · 11/11/2013 23:02

I feel like Ralph on the fast show.

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SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 11/11/2013 23:02

Well you first need to find out of he is interested in you. Then feel free to go thrusting in his direction Grin

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scaevola · 11/11/2013 23:03

You do need to say something really filthy to him, and see if he looks interested or recoils.

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YoureBeingASillyBilly · 11/11/2013 23:03

How about asking if they want to do a little dance, make a little love and finally go get down tonight?

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GoofyIsACow · 11/11/2013 23:04

Grin at this thread!

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SPsDoesntLikeChaffingFishnets · 11/11/2013 23:05

Or mention the film Friends With Benefits and say how you would love something like that.

Yes, I am the queen of been subtle

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Weegiemum · 11/11/2013 23:07

I'm thinking of trying some of these on my dh!

(Purely for the Shock then Grin it would elicit).

Sadly, he's working tonight!

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secretsatan · 11/11/2013 23:08

Filthy. OK.

They don't have to do that on The West Wing, do they? Maybe I should buy him a fish. On telly it's all grown ups flirting in intellectual ways and they still get past the awkwardness and on to the fucking.

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QuintessentialShadows · 11/11/2013 23:10

I suggest you just look at him. Then lean over for a kiss. Let it develop into a snog. You will find out from how you both react to this, if the sex is a go or a no go.

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