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My OH always anal

(87 Posts)
SnoozyAQ Wed 23-Oct-13 20:49:36

I really do love my OH and we have a great sex life but we always end up having anal sex neither of us can seem to have what I would call normal loving sex. Does this mean we are just in tune with each other or we have problems.
We can start off having sex where I feel we are proving we love each other but it soon turns into animalistic sex.

EricLovesAnyFucker Thu 24-Oct-13 18:53:10

Str8, may I respectfully suggest that as a gay man you know fuck all about what women might or might not find 'natural' sexually?

It's precisely no more or less natural than gay men having anal sex.

Lweji Thu 24-Oct-13 19:13:38

As would be for me to presume what is natural for gay men.

Ah, to anal or not to anal!

I'm looking it up on the next Oxford dictionary edition as a verb.

Also for a new synonym of anus, i.e. anal. E.g. take it up the anal.

killpeppa Thu 24-Oct-13 19:24:28

IM SCARRED.

I thought he was having problems with OCD...

DownstairsMixUp Thu 24-Oct-13 19:27:02

It's not Friday, come back tomorrow OP.

redundantandbitter Thu 24-Oct-13 19:28:15

Holds hand up... Please sir, what is bukkake? I know the other two ... Two out of three ain't bad ..., (slightly nervous about showing myself up)

DownstairsMixUp Thu 24-Oct-13 19:31:09

It's when a group of people jizz over someones face basically

LifeofPo Thu 24-Oct-13 19:35:45

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LifeofPo Thu 24-Oct-13 19:36:41

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

cupcakeicing Thu 24-Oct-13 19:39:08

Mine too Shades.

DownstairsMixUp Thu 24-Oct-13 19:39:54

If you are brave enough you can google... i unfort came across it when i caught my ex watching it. Not my cup of tea.

AndTheBandPlayedForAnyFucker Thu 24-Oct-13 19:40:12

Let the ice tray return to room temperature before refilling it and putting it back in the freezer? Anal EA xbf....( sorry blush )

If you do not like anal sex then I would say that continuing to allow it is a problem.
You can prove your love in nonsexual ways, fwiw.

BigBoPeep Thu 24-Oct-13 22:48:07

haha wow.

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