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Where'd the thread go?

(90 Posts)
CogitoErgoSometimes Sun 06-Oct-13 17:11:39

About not listening to the middle-aged male groomers in disguise? Pulled?

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 14:39:59

"this ball cleaner does not affect the intrinsic, hook, length or back-end of the ball"

Thank the lord grin

<snarf> @ "the natural tack of the ball"

V good, Booster grin

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 14:30:05

Would you like to borrow my ball cleaner KateSMumsnet

<innocent face>

Foaming

GuybrushThreepwoodMP Mon 07-Oct-13 14:23:42

KateSMumsnet has got a willy <sniggers behind beard>

TheVermiciousKnid Mon 07-Oct-13 12:29:47

Now, I think the few real women on this thread should leave now and do something useful and appropriate, like clean behind the fridge.

<adjusts beard>

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 11:54:26

wow! She could wear those while she's dancing for me....

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 11:49:31

I hear you bro.

Perhaps its time to invest in a pair of these bad boys for your special little lady

fashion and functionality

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 11:43:00

Booster, mine has a rack that she wear on her back, so that she can carry on working while the dishes dry. It's a sort of rucksack and even better, she can wear the baby in a sling on her front. Around her stomach though, I demand access to my breasts 24/7.

It's only right...

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 11:40:19

Do any of you have wives with a suitable dish drying rack?

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 07-Oct-13 11:38:13

Knew I should have shaved this morning...

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 11:35:42

Cog, and yet, no-one expects the spanish inquisition!

LeGavrOrf Mon 07-Oct-13 11:34:37

Haha Justin slugger Roberts.

And Carl, Hank, Rowan (BOYS name) Oliver.

No flies on US

LittleMissGerardLouiseButler Mon 07-Oct-13 11:34:03

I notice that nothing was denied by MNHQ? grin

Boosterseattheballcleaner Mon 07-Oct-13 11:33:59

<twirls at my name change>

Oh yes boys i suck everything wink

CogitoErgoSometimes Mon 07-Oct-13 11:33:39

To quote Monty Python (and does that out me or what?) 'this is all getting very silly...'

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 11:32:09

Booster grin

Morning KarlMN, nothing to see here, move along <said with a burp>

Anniegetyourgun Mon 07-Oct-13 11:30:49

Morning Kate! Or should I say... Charles?

Boosterseat Mon 07-Oct-13 11:29:49

I missed the memo about cleaning bollocks, surely giving them a good old scratch dislodges the dirt and I will hoover it up later? fucking excellent wife i am

Brings a whole new meaning to Dyson ball cleaner.

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 07-Oct-13 11:17:56

Morning folks,

Thank you to those who brought this thread to our attention. We have to say that TSSDNSP, and technically this is a thread about a thread. But seeing as you're now talking about....we're not really sure what you're talking about, we're going to leave this as it is.

However, if the thread starts to skewiff, we will zap it.

TheVermiciousKnid Mon 07-Oct-13 11:17:31

Ah, I'm glad you're all finally showing your true manly colurs! At last, some good, common sense advice.

Anniegetyourgun Mon 07-Oct-13 11:04:09

Kumquats? Fuckin' forrin muck. She'd be wearing that dinner if it was my missus.

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 10:54:51

Exactly!

Just last night the wife and I were talking and I said to her "you're a lucky lady, not many men would eat that atrocious dinner you just cooked". I mean, fucking swan roasted in kumquats* followed by gold-leaf chocolate mousse. You'd think she'd make a bloody effort!

*I just like that word

SaskiaRembrandtVampireHunter Mon 07-Oct-13 10:50:41

And why would she even want shoes? She'd only wear them on her feet.

Anniegetyourgun Mon 07-Oct-13 10:47:39

Of course it is, VeeAndTea. He paid for the toothbrush, after all.

VeeAndTea Mon 07-Oct-13 10:40:26

Christ alive, I spend one evening talking to DH about Downton Abbey and everyone is outed as middle-aged men trying to turn women against their perfectly lovely husbands.

I mean, it's totally normal to refuse to allow your wife to wear shoes and demand that she clean your bollocks with her toothbrush, isn't it?

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